asteener1867 Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 Thats EXACTLY where Man Utd fans went wrong though isn't it? It only takes a couple of idiots to undermine the whole point. Now say for instance you took a Golden Elephant as say "Hostage" until DC talks to fans....Without damaging it...then sent a "Fake" Golden trunk to Hillsborough etc if he didn't...all in good humour...You would get far more credit. Injuring coppers and breaking stuff is simply seen as "Typical hooligans"...It serves no purpose Maybe sneak in and put a plastic woolly mammoth next to the Elephants....wi an arrow pointing from the Elephant to the Mammoth and a sign saying "We are devolving under Chansiri"...summat with humour but a point...no damage....I could go with that 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lincs Owl Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 You've already smashed Swinton up, it seems. Leave Hillsborough alone. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnchanter Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 24 minutes ago, poite said: I know this thread was started in jest but I truly hope that we don't see mindless nonsense like this. Theres no need whatsoever. I'd like to think we're better then that. Back in the stadium next season we can all show our feelings in a non-violent and aggressive manner. What a load of bs that is. I'm bringing my slingshot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farlego Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 1 minute ago, asteener1867 said: Thats EXACTLY where Man Utd fans went wrong though isn't it? It only takes a couple of idiots to undermine the whole point. Now say for instance you took a Golden Elephant as say "Hostage" until DC talks to fans....Without damaging it...then sent a "Fake" Golden trunk to Hillsborough etc if he didn't...all in good humour...You would get far more credit. Injuring coppers and breaking stuff is simply seen as "Typical hooligans"...It serves no purpose Maybe sneak in and put a plastic woolly mammoth next to the Elephants....wi an arrow pointing from the Elephant to the Mammoth and a sign saying "We are devolving under Chansiri"...summat with humour but a point...no damage....I could go with that I was just about to post that the elephants shouldn’t be damaged it will only back fire from getting any support but they should be taken and held hostage 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreshOwl Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 (edited) Fooook the elephants, the Chansiri seats on the north are getting defecated on if we lose Edited May 5, 2021 by FreshOwl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnchanter Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 In all seriousness if the Chansiri banners don't get ripped down when fans are allowed back in for the League 1 campaign then people have let themselves down. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dooogs Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Yellowbelly said: Pumpkins. They were called Smashing Pumpkins. They did have a song called Rhinoceros. Not Elephant, though - that were the White Stripes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geedee Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 Rather than a hammer tell him to take a paint brush and help smarten the place up 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dooogs Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 Could we replace the DC elephants with two copies of Brass Eye's Carla? Morris wasted little time in proving that some famous faces will agree to anything for a bit of camera time, hoodwinking the likes of Britt Ekland and Wolf from Gladiators into believing that an East German elephant named Carla had got her trunk stuck up her proverbial 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elvin Parsnip Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 I’ve heard the one in the right used to be an amateur boxer so take him out first but make sure you wear a balaclava as they will remember your face 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Owl Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 1 hour ago, SwintonLad99 said: Just asking for a mate.. is there any sins against damaging 2 golden elephants? (They’re not real) if worse comes Saturday think my mates going ground with a hammer Your mates? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveyboy66 Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 23 minutes ago, asteener1867 said: Now say for instance you took a Golden Elephant as say "Hostage" until DC talks to fans....Without damaging it...then sent a "Fake" Golden trunk to Hillsborough etc if he didn't...all in good humour...You would get far more credit. The ransom note needs to be in Elizabethan poetic verse to have the full effect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 15 minutes ago, daveyboy66 said: The ransom note needs to be in Elizabethan poetic verse to have the full effect "I know I have the body of but of a weak and feeble woman.............................. But Ive got yer f.ookin' Elephant! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveyboy66 Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 (edited) 1 minute ago, asteener1867 said: "I know I have the body of but of a weak and feeble woman.............................. But Ive got yer f.ookin' Elephant! Brilliant Andy...just need another 23 stanzas Edited May 5, 2021 by daveyboy66 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage owl Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 46 minutes ago, FreshOwl said: Fooook the elephants, the Chansiri seats on the north are getting defecated on if we lose Don’t you think we’ve got enough with the s@@t on the pitch ?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pughies Jockstrap Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 1 hour ago, nethertonowl said: You getting confused there Elephants not donkeys The donkeys are in the team - remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LondonOwl313 Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 I think all buy Derby shirts, travel to Pride Park and if we’re not winning with 15 mins to go, storm the stadium and get it called off. They will then think we’re all Derby fans and hopefully award the 3 points to us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elderly Owl Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 2 hours ago, dr. benway said: Got it on good authority that they're both travelling to Derby and at least one of them is in contention for left back. But elephants can’t jump, so they won’t win anything in the air! Hang about.... you could be on to something here... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andytrig Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 Trouble with the elephants is that their trunks are pointing downwards which brings bad luck. My mate who knows about this type of thing and has a large collection of ornamental elephants will only have ones that have the trunk pointing upwards as they symbolise good luck. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howards back Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 6 minutes ago, andytrig said: Trouble with the elephants is that their trunks are pointing downwards which brings bad luck. My mate who knows about this type of thing and has a large collection of ornamental elephants will only have ones that have the trunk pointing upwards as they symbolise good luck. Also they should be pointing in the building. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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