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Incompetence & The Tragedy of Our Online Shop


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Seriously though I want to marry the person who commissions this product.

 

They are quite obviously batshit crazy and he or she is very good in bed.

 

I want a Prince Albert done with the scooter keyring..

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2 hours ago, @owlstalk said:

If you didn't laugh you'd cry..

Surely at some point during the process of that monstrosity being designed and ordered to ending up on our club website someone would have used some common sense and put a stop to it? Someone, anyone?? 

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2 hours ago, @owlstalk said:

 

 

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Barnsley's megastore site 

How much better presented is that 

I know this thread is taking the p*** but come on our shop website is a complete joke...

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If you want a professional job doing then you have to hire professional companies to sort it out

 

It wouldn’t surprise me that in an effort to save money, the club get all the club merchandise from Funky pigeon.com and sell it for 3 times the cost 

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4 hours ago, @owlstalk said:

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YESSSS!!!!!!
I can't believe it!!!

 

I've always wanted a "Bar Scarf" chocolate bar!!!!

GET IN!!!

 

The problem with that is my eye was automatically drawn to the 'A' first.

 

Arscarf

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Just now, DobbinTheDonkey said:

 

The problem with that is my eye was automatically drawn to the 'A' first.

 

Arscarf

 


That's one of the side effects of the graphic designer who created that wrapper using blue text on the same blue background

 

lol

 


 


Owlstalk Shop

 

 

 

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5 hours ago, sonofbert2 said:

 

To be fair I emailed them about the tape measure and got an instant response.

 

They say it only goes to 10 inches so not going to bother now....

 

:duntmatter:

Bet you it's only 4 inches...  

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You can sort of break the site if you fiddle with the url. Official link

https://www.medocmall.co.uk/cgi-bin/live/ecommerce.pl?site=theclubshop_sheffieldwednesday&state=page&page=splash&suppress_header=yes

 

Delete the bit after 'sheffieldwednesday' and press enter. It takes you to the department section with outdated pictures, old deals, links that go nowhere, sections you didn't know existed.

 

:duntmatter: :Chansiri:

 

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Now, I've been a massive fan of the Stegasaurus and Sheffield Wednesday since I was a small conker.

 

I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw this. 

 

After all the negativity here however I decided not to purchase until I saw....

 

It's a "PLUSH" Sheffield Wednesday Stegasaurus, not a run of the mill Sheffield Wednesday Stegasaurus. 

That's me sold.

 

 

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23 hours ago, gbear05 said:

Chansiri claims he’s done everything he can to bring money into the club and chooses ridiculous schemes like the 10 year season ticket, which everyone laughs at.

 

Yet our club’s online store is a disgrace! 
 

On Amazon, you can purchase something with their ‘one click purchase’ button. On our store, when you go to pay, the box with the amount you’re paying in defaults to some jibberish, so your transaction fails and then you have to manually enter the price! You even have to add delivery and manually calculate it! Can all the thickos manages that? 
 

Online shops spend a fortune on making their brand and products look slick.

 

Our store looks like someone took the photos of products with a Nokia 3210 on a public toilet floor.

 

Our store’s website isn’t even related to SWFC! I thought it was a scam website when I first found it. 
 

The products we sell...wow! Are we trying to produce the cheapest looking tat possible as some sort of joke?

 

There are a load of other problems with it.

 

My point is, why can’t Chansiri appoint someone to try and and bring in money in sensible, logical ways, like the rest of the world does?

 

 

Wish I had got 10 year season ticket,like one for life,end up about quid a match

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44 minutes ago, sonofbert2 said:

Other thread been locked but we all need one of these everytime we play.

 

It’s a fuckedclub buttplug.....

 

:duntmatter:

 

 

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Why was it locked? 

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4 hours ago, Imre Varadi's Conker said:

Now, I've been a massive fan of the Stegasaurus and Sheffield Wednesday since I was a small conker.

 

I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw this. 

 

After all the negativity here however I decided not to purchase until I saw....

 

It's a "PLUSH" Sheffield Wednesday Stegasaurus, not a run of the mill Sheffield Wednesday Stegasaurus. 

That's me sold.

 

 

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A plush stegosaurus used to roam around dore and totley back in the day....rest of em wer hangin round parson cross 

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Just had to purchase goalie shirt for my 8 year olds birthday in a couple of weeks, and yes the site is complete rubbish

 

Which is a shame as the clothing range when you go in is better than it's been in a long while imo

 

As for the special stuff, less said about those the better......

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The club shop is just another example of how badly the club is run. It’s a complete shambles, from the quality of the products, to the shockingly bad website. Just awful, and an absolute embarrassment to be honest. And the tat is so overpriced it’s just ridiculous. 
 

Please please GOD bring us a new owner with a vision get our club sorted out. It’s fackin depressing.

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