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1 hour ago, areNOTwhatTHEYseem said:

MOORE!

 

Huh!

 

Yeah!

 

What is he good for?

 

Managing the Wednesday!

 

:cool:

 

 

 

Congratulations, best of a bad lot

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Darren Moore's chasing me down the street with a toaster,

Screaming 'don't you want my toast?'

He looks angry so I keep sprinting,

I've already eaten two hard boiled eggs this morning,

I am tiring, I fall over and bump my chin,

Come on Wednesday! Come on Wednesday!

 

 

 

(I've not found a popular melody to fit it yet but I'm close). 

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4 hours ago, CalmJimmers said:

There are so many ways you can use t'old Daz's name for a good terrace song when we can go back to games (if he hasn't been sacked or resigned before then). 

 

Any ideas? 

 

Here's my effort - based on Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepson. 

 

Moore! We've just met you, 

And this is crazy, 

But here's our number, 

Come manage Wednesday

 

And all the other clubs, 

Tried to chaaaaase thee, 

But you said get fcuked, 

I'll manage Wednesday

 

REPEAT UNTIL THE END OF TIME.

 

In fact I might as well close the thread now because that's reyt good. 

Could you come up with some dance steps to go with the song and then post it on here?

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8 hours ago, NobbyStyle said:

What about Dean Martin,

 

”When the moon hits your eye like a big Wednesday cake that’s aMooreooo”

 

I’ll get my coat too.


Best one so far

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Darren Moore is magic 
He’s got a massive knob 
He must be f kin’ mental
He’s took the Wednesday job

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1 minute ago, cain said:

Darren Moore is magic 
He’s got a massive knob 
He must be f kin’ mental
He’s took the Wednesday job

Well, we got nearly two pages in before the massive knob songs started.

 

Darren Moore's our manager

He's got a MASSIVE song

And if you worship Satan

He'll tell you that you're wrong

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