Tuna fishin'

[asteener1867]

I know sod all of Tuna, and I know sod all of nets,

but I have got an inklin' I could learn much of it yet

Money is no problem , cos me family rolls in cash

So i'll f.ook off to Phuket, and I'll give the game a bash

 

I bought 3 boats an went for it, the cash it broke the bank

 one of  them it had no sails,' the other f.ookers sank

So I took on some fisherman who said they knew the score

They shouted "westward ho"..but sadly never left the shore

 

So..here I am wiv just one boat, thats leaking from stern,

me name is plastered on the side, folk shout "you'll never learn"

But still I had a cunning plan, to catch the Tuna ...then

I sold the boat to someone else...then bought it back again!

 

I've not yet caught a Tuna, an' the natives sit an' laugh

in fact i couldn't catch a f.ookin' Dolphin in a bath

but  still you'll find the boat is mine, although I cannot trawl

But like I said I own it...and you can do f.ook all

[Dooogs]

Is this one of those trap sea shanties destined for the Top 10? Get Tiesto on the case..

[Andysowls]

39 minutes ago, asteener1867 said:

I know sod all of Tuna, and I know sod all of nets,

but I have got an inklin' I could learn much of it yet

Money is no problem , cos me family rolls in cash

So i'll f.ook off to Phuket, and I'll give the game a bash

 

I bought 3 boats an went for it, the cash it broke the bank

 one of  them it had no sails,' the other f.ookers sank

So I took on some fisherman who said they knew the score

They shouted "westward ho"..but sadly never left the shore

 

So..here I am wiv just one boat, thats leaking from stern,

me name is plastered on the side, folk shout "you'll never learn"

But still I had a cunning plan, to catch the Tuna ...then

I sold the boat to someone else...then bought it back again!

 

I've not yet caught a Tuna, an' the natives sit an' laugh

in fact i couldn't catch a f.ookin' Dolphin in a bath

but  still you'll find the boat is mine, although I cannot trawl

But like I said I own it...and you can do f.ook all

I’ve slung all mi John West!