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Julian Borner - anyone know what's happened?


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56 minutes ago, Spookone said:

His car is still outside his house if that helps?

If you know where he lives then go and ask him. You will be doing us all a favour. 

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47 minutes ago, vulva said:

Looks like a ski jumper out of the Eddie the Eagle film in that picture. 

 

You mean Matti Nykanen - who lived an 'eventful' life.

 

4 x Olympic Golds

Best ski jumper in the world - possibly ever

Alcoholic

Married 6 times

Jobs post ski jumping include - singer, call centre operator, stripper and ppornstar.

Sold all this medals as he was skint.

Jailed for stabbing a friend when drunk.

Now dead.

 

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13 minutes ago, Lime Tree Heros said:

 

You mean Matti Nykanen - who lived an 'eventful' life.

 

4 x Olympic Golds

Best ski jumper in the world - possibly ever

Alcoholic

Married 6 times

Jobs post ski jumping include - singer, call centre operator, stripper and ppornstar.

Sold all this medals as he was skint.

Jailed for stabbing a friend when drunk.

Now dead.

 

Similar to my CV that. 

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27 minutes ago, Lime Tree Heros said:

 

You mean Matti Nykanen - who lived an 'eventful' life.

 

4 x Olympic Golds

Best ski jumper in the world - possibly ever

Alcoholic

Married 6 times

Jobs post ski jumping include - singer, call centre operator, stripper and ppornstar.

Sold all this medals as he was skint.

Jailed for stabbing a friend when drunk.

Now dead.

 

You could see he was in a slippery slope from the start, and it was all downhill from there.

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49 minutes ago, Lime Tree Heros said:

 

You mean Matti Nykanen - who lived an 'eventful' life.

 

4 x Olympic Golds

Best ski jumper in the world - possibly ever

Alcoholic

Married 6 times

Jobs post ski jumping include - singer, call centre operator, stripper and ppornstar.

Sold all this medals as he was skint.

Jailed for stabbing a friend when drunk.

Now dead.

 

Any films etc? It would make a great one anyway.

medallas.jpg 

20 minutes ago, Elderly Owl said:

You could see he was in a slippery slope from the start, and it was all downhill from there.

Haha, stripper and pstar must have been when he jumped haha.


"The trouble with "lessons from history" is that we usually read them best after falling flat on our chins."   

 

"Girls are simply wonderful. Just to stand on a corner and watch them go past is delightful. They don't walk. At least not what we do when we walk. I don't know how to describe it, but it's much more complex and utterly delightful. They don't move just their feet; everything moves and in different directions . . . and all of it graceful."  Starship Troopers, Amen!        

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49 minutes ago, Incognito Owl said:

Any films etc? It would make a great one anyway.

medallas.jpg 

Haha, stripper and pstar must have been when he jumped haha.

There is a Finnish film called "Matti". Contains all of his famous (mis)adventures and infamous oneliners. Regarding that stabbing - he first claimed that the person had stabbed himself. In the back.

A sad character in the end.

 

 

 

 

 

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19 minutes ago, FinnishOwl said:

There is a Finnish film called "Matti". Contains all of his famous (mis)adventures and infamous oneliners. Regarding that stabbing - he first claimed that the person had stabbed himself. In the back.

A sad character in the end.

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks for that and the information, I'll check it out.

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"The trouble with "lessons from history" is that we usually read them best after falling flat on our chins."   

 

"Girls are simply wonderful. Just to stand on a corner and watch them go past is delightful. They don't walk. At least not what we do when we walk. I don't know how to describe it, but it's much more complex and utterly delightful. They don't move just their feet; everything moves and in different directions . . . and all of it graceful."  Starship Troopers, Amen!        

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3 hours ago, Spookone said:

His car is still outside his house if that helps?

Hopefully he hasn't had a taxi to the airport. Have the flights to Germany all been cancelled?

 

If it's a D Taxi we don't need to worry, they never turn up.

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