ffs owl 214 Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 assists , where did that come from 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Imre Varadi's Conker 832 Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 The seasonal football pitches. I liked the way they went from lush green meadow, to muddy bog to Sahara landscape over the course of a season. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post scilly owl 3,184 Posted January 10 Popular Post Share Posted January 10 Feigning injuries. Players screaming in mock pain when they throw themselves to the floor to feign their injury. Players who fall over when they know that they are going to loose possession. Referees who buy it EVERY TIME. Kicking the ball out of play when a player is pretending to be injured. Players praying to an imaginary god when the come on, score a goal, are substituted. Players who cover their mouths when they talk to each other. Payers who hold a water bottle six inches from their mouths , squirt a stream of water into their mouths, spit it out and repeat the process three times in a row. Players shouting “our ball” when they have clearly kicked it into touch. Female pundits on MOTD ( sorry girls) BBC sports news who only report on the previous nights Premiership matches and then tell us that Peterhead played out a goalless draw Airdrie despite the fact that Wednesday, Derby , Forest, Norwich , Middlesbrough, QPR etc have all been in action.... it’s a joke league in a foreign country ffs. Robert Snodgrass. 10 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Striggy 1,502 Posted January 10 Author Share Posted January 10 17 minutes ago, gillyno9 said: Time wasting is a pet hate of mine. kicking ball away every time opposition get a free kick/throw in. goalkeepers taking an age taking goal kicks. corners/free kicks that don’t beat the 1st man. players surrounding referees trying to get players sent off or booked I’m with you on the free kick thing. Once awarded the opposing players should immediately retreat 10 yards or be booked. Can’t stand this standing over/in front of the ball or kicking it away to delay the kick. "nobody told me there would be days like these!" Link to post Share on other sites
Striggy 1,502 Posted January 10 Author Share Posted January 10 Stats! 4 "nobody told me there would be days like these!" Link to post Share on other sites
FreshOwl 12,536 Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 I hate that all players seem to be mates, and that they’ll like each other’s social media posts after games. You’ve got a pigs player posting how they got 3pts (I’m talking a while back here obviously), and a Wednesday player liking it I know the games changed loads but it’ll never sit right with me Link to post Share on other sites
Devonstrix 995 Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 54 minutes ago, alanharper said: Wednesday being rubbish. You should have saved that for the sequel thread Alan……… Big Things I Don’t like About Football Today. Link to post Share on other sites
REDOWL 3,461 Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 Commentator " "That's a consolation goal in the 90th minute making it 5-1" Co-Commentator "GAME ON" Link to post Share on other sites
Littleowl74 354 Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 Everything everyone has said plus things to create a fake atmosphere. - The band. (Runs away.... ) 2 Link to post Share on other sites
areNOTwhatTHEYseem 47,874 Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 4 minutes ago, ffs owl said: assists , where did that come from Bannan, usually. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bulgaria Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 Main t.v stations feeding us all that sanctimonious crap about the romance of the cup then choosing all premiership games for their live matches. Really really pissess me off. Link to post Share on other sites
Striggy 1,502 Posted January 10 Author Share Posted January 10 8 minutes ago, scilly owl said: Feigning injuries. Players screaming in mock pain when they throw themselves to the floor to feign their injury. Players who fall over when they know that they are going to loose possession. Referees who buy it EVERY TIME. Kicking the ball out of play when a player is pretending to be injured. Players praying to an imaginary god when the come on, score a goal, are substituted. Players who cover their mouths when they talk to each other. Payers who hold a water bottle six inches from their mouths , squirt a stream of water into their mouths, spit it out and repeat the process three times in a row. Players shouting “our ball” when they have clearly kicked it into touch. Female pundits on MOTD ( sorry girls) BBC sports news who only report on the previous nights Premiership matches and then tell us that Peterhead played out a goalless draw Airdrie despite the fact that Wednesday, Derby , Forest, Norwich , Middlesbrough, QPR etc have all been in action.... it’s a joke league in a foreign country ffs. Robert Snodgrass. All of the above "nobody told me there would be days like these!" Link to post Share on other sites
Kendo Nagasaki 255 Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 5 minutes ago, scilly owl said: Feigning injuries. Players screaming in mock pain when they throw themselves to the floor to feign their injury. Players who fall over when they know that they are going to loose possession. Referees who buy it EVERY TIME. Kicking the ball out of play when a player is pretending to be injured. Players praying to an imaginary god when the come on, score a goal, are substituted. Players who cover their mouths when they talk to each other. Payers who hold a water bottle six inches from their mouths , squirt a stream of water into their mouths, spit it out and repeat the process three times in a row. Players shouting “our ball” when they have clearly kicked it into touch. Female pundits on MOTD ( sorry girls) BBC sports news who only report on the previous nights Premiership matches and then tell us that Peterhead played out a goalless draw Airdrie despite the fact that Wednesday, Derby , Forest, Norwich , Middlesbrough, QPR etc have all been in action.... it’s a joke league in a foreign country ffs. Robert Snodgrass. Another excellent list, it appears like you’ve been waiting to offload all this for some time pal 1 Link to post Share on other sites
scilly owl 3,184 Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 2 minutes ago, Kendo Nagasaki said: Another excellent list, it appears like you’ve been waiting to offload all this for some time pal You’re right ! And there’s more where that came from but I don’t want to appear to be deranged. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
horny owl 7,973 Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 Corrupt organisations like sky, PL, EFL and BBC jumping on every bandwagon they can to tick all their boxes while hypocritically keeping the game playing through lockdowns purely because of money and greed. All politics in any sport including taking a knee it’s sport not a political platform 6 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Imre Varadi's Conker 832 Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 That Irish guy on BBC 5 live. Link to post Share on other sites
Caicos Owl 675 Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 5 minutes ago, scilly owl said: You’re right ! And there’s more where that came from but I don’t want to appear to be deranged. Go for it - we won’t judge you Link to post Share on other sites
Bing Cosby 7,998 Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 -Any boot colour other than black -Squad numbers -VAR -Diving/play acting/ everyone being a fanny -Pretty much every tackle which involves physical contact with opponent being a foul 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Burnsie 1,601 Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 36 minutes ago, Striggy said: And when commentators say just about, as in “just about made the tackle” when in fact he has . . Well, made the tackle! There was contact he was entitled to go down Link to post Share on other sites
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