ffs owl Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 assists , where did that come from 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imre Varadi's Conker Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 The seasonal football pitches. I liked the way they went from lush green meadow, to muddy bog to Sahara landscape over the course of a season. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post scilly owl Posted January 10, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 10, 2021 Feigning injuries. Players screaming in mock pain when they throw themselves to the floor to feign their injury. Players who fall over when they know that they are going to loose possession. Referees who buy it EVERY TIME. Kicking the ball out of play when a player is pretending to be injured. Players praying to an imaginary god when the come on, score a goal, are substituted. Players who cover their mouths when they talk to each other. Payers who hold a water bottle six inches from their mouths , squirt a stream of water into their mouths, spit it out and repeat the process three times in a row. Players shouting “our ball” when they have clearly kicked it into touch. Female pundits on MOTD ( sorry girls) BBC sports news who only report on the previous nights Premiership matches and then tell us that Peterhead played out a goalless draw Airdrie despite the fact that Wednesday, Derby , Forest, Norwich , Middlesbrough, QPR etc have all been in action.... it’s a joke league in a foreign country ffs. Robert Snodgrass. 10 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Striggy Posted January 10, 2021 Author Share Posted January 10, 2021 17 minutes ago, gillyno9 said: Time wasting is a pet hate of mine. kicking ball away every time opposition get a free kick/throw in. goalkeepers taking an age taking goal kicks. corners/free kicks that don’t beat the 1st man. players surrounding referees trying to get players sent off or booked I’m with you on the free kick thing. Once awarded the opposing players should immediately retreat 10 yards or be booked. Can’t stand this standing over/in front of the ball or kicking it away to delay the kick. "nobody told me there would be days like these!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Striggy Posted January 10, 2021 Author Share Posted January 10, 2021 Stats! 4 "nobody told me there would be days like these!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreshOwl Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 I hate that all players seem to be mates, and that they’ll like each other’s social media posts after games. You’ve got a pigs player posting how they got 3pts (I’m talking a while back here obviously), and a Wednesday player liking it I know the games changed loads but it’ll never sit right with me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devonstrix Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 54 minutes ago, alanharper said: Wednesday being rubbish. You should have saved that for the sequel thread Alan……… Big Things I Don’t like About Football Today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDOWL Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 Commentator " "That's a consolation goal in the 90th minute making it 5-1" Co-Commentator "GAME ON" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littleowl74 Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 Everything everyone has said plus things to create a fake atmosphere. - The band. (Runs away.... ) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 4 minutes ago, ffs owl said: assists , where did that come from Bannan, usually. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bulgaria Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 Main t.v stations feeding us all that sanctimonious crap about the romance of the cup then choosing all premiership games for their live matches. Really really pissess me off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Striggy Posted January 10, 2021 Author Share Posted January 10, 2021 8 minutes ago, scilly owl said: Feigning injuries. Players screaming in mock pain when they throw themselves to the floor to feign their injury. Players who fall over when they know that they are going to loose possession. Referees who buy it EVERY TIME. Kicking the ball out of play when a player is pretending to be injured. Players praying to an imaginary god when the come on, score a goal, are substituted. Players who cover their mouths when they talk to each other. Payers who hold a water bottle six inches from their mouths , squirt a stream of water into their mouths, spit it out and repeat the process three times in a row. Players shouting “our ball” when they have clearly kicked it into touch. Female pundits on MOTD ( sorry girls) BBC sports news who only report on the previous nights Premiership matches and then tell us that Peterhead played out a goalless draw Airdrie despite the fact that Wednesday, Derby , Forest, Norwich , Middlesbrough, QPR etc have all been in action.... it’s a joke league in a foreign country ffs. Robert Snodgrass. All of the above "nobody told me there would be days like these!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendo Nagasaki Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 5 minutes ago, scilly owl said: Feigning injuries. Players screaming in mock pain when they throw themselves to the floor to feign their injury. Players who fall over when they know that they are going to loose possession. Referees who buy it EVERY TIME. Kicking the ball out of play when a player is pretending to be injured. Players praying to an imaginary god when the come on, score a goal, are substituted. Players who cover their mouths when they talk to each other. Payers who hold a water bottle six inches from their mouths , squirt a stream of water into their mouths, spit it out and repeat the process three times in a row. Players shouting “our ball” when they have clearly kicked it into touch. Female pundits on MOTD ( sorry girls) BBC sports news who only report on the previous nights Premiership matches and then tell us that Peterhead played out a goalless draw Airdrie despite the fact that Wednesday, Derby , Forest, Norwich , Middlesbrough, QPR etc have all been in action.... it’s a joke league in a foreign country ffs. Robert Snodgrass. Another excellent list, it appears like you’ve been waiting to offload all this for some time pal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scilly owl Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, Kendo Nagasaki said: Another excellent list, it appears like you’ve been waiting to offload all this for some time pal You’re right ! And there’s more where that came from but I don’t want to appear to be deranged. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horny owl Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 Corrupt organisations like sky, PL, EFL and BBC jumping on every bandwagon they can to tick all their boxes while hypocritically keeping the game playing through lockdowns purely because of money and greed. All politics in any sport including taking a knee it’s sport not a political platform 6 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitcat Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 Football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imre Varadi's Conker Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 That Irish guy on BBC 5 live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caicos Owl Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 5 minutes ago, scilly owl said: You’re right ! And there’s more where that came from but I don’t want to appear to be deranged. Go for it - we won’t judge you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Cosby Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 -Any boot colour other than black -Squad numbers -VAR -Diving/play acting/ everyone being a fanny -Pretty much every tackle which involves physical contact with opponent being a foul 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnsie Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 36 minutes ago, Striggy said: And when commentators say just about, as in “just about made the tackle” when in fact he has . . Well, made the tackle! There was contact he was entitled to go down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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