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Forget Covid for a bit and let's look at Sheffield Wednesday's season so far


We've had everything from a new manager hitting a historical record as the worst start of all time, one of our players celebrating the opposition scoring against us, players not getting paid, one of our players being bitten by an opponent etc

 

lol

 

Utterly utterly bizarre eh!


What else have we had?

Let's make a list


 


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THE LIST OF HOW BONKERS THIS SEASON HAS BEEN 🤣
 

  • Tony Pulis makes worst start by any manager in our entire history
  • Moses Odubajo celebrates a goal by our opposition and high fives the scorer
  • The PFA are called in as Wednesday's players report they've not been paid properly again
  • Josh Windass gets bitten by a Bournemouth player
  • Wednesday pick up 5 red cards in 12 games
  • Westwood is recalled after a full year out only to drop a howler and cost us the game in his first game back and go off injured ten minutes into his second
  • Club legal fella NIck DeMarco tweets out recipes during the EFL hearings
  • Wednesday let a team record their first ever win in the Championship



Keep em coming!


 


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A Preston player grabbing Paterson’s genitals and claiming that there was nothing wrong with it.

 

Hutchinson and Westwood froze out AGAIN.

 

Bringing in a whole new backroom staff for struggling manager Garry Monk and then sacking them all about 2 months later.

 

Monk saying he knows what a winning dressing room looks like but we kept losing every week.

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The most useless midfield in English football made up of

 

Harris 20 games 0 goals and  1 assist 

Bannan 20 games 2 goals and 3 assists (both goals were pens)

Pelupessy 16 games no goals and no assists

Reach 20 games 1 goal and 2 assists

Luongo 10 games no goals and no assists (injured and suspended for the other 10 games)

Odabajo 15 games no goals no assists (5 yellow cards)

Brown 12 games no goals and 1 assist

 

113 games 3 goals and 6 assist (2 of the goals were penalties) - Just 1 goal from open play between the lot of them.

 

We could have Kane, Aguero and Rashford up front and with this useless lot behind them we still would not score.

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30 minutes ago, ANDY said:

Getting told Chansiri has spunked £350m up the wall. And we’re worse off for it. 

He double counted the sale of the ground in both sets of accounts but was too stupid to realise that the sale of the ground would be income to the club not a cost. :duntmatter:

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Just now, room0035 said:

The most useless midfield in English football made up of

 

Harris 20 games 0 goals and  1 assist 

Bannan 20 games 2 goals and 3 assists (both goals were pens)

Pelupessy 16 games no goals and no assists

Reach 20 games 1 goal and 2 assists

Luongo 10 games no goals and no assists (injured and suspended for the other 10 games)

Odabajo 15 games no goals no assists (5 yellow cards)

Brown 12 games no goals and 1 assist

 

113 games 3 goals and 6 assist (2 of the goals were penalties) - Just 1 goal from open play between the lot of them.

 

We could have Kane, Aguero and Rashford up front and with this useless lot behind them we still would not score.

That is absolutely brutal.

 

 

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1 hour ago, @owlstalk said:

 


THE LIST OF HOW BONKERS THIS SEASON HAS BEEN 🤣
 

  • Tony Pulis makes worst start by any manager in our entire history
  • Moses Odubajo celebrates a goal by our opposition and high fives the scorer
  • The PFA are called in as Wednesday's players report they've not been paid properly again
  • Josh Windass gets bitten by a Bournemouth player
  • Wednesday pick up 5 red cards in 12 games
  • Westwood is recalled after a full year out only to drop a howler and cost us the game in his first game back and go off injured ten minutes into his second
  • Club legal fella NIck DeMarco tweets out recipes during the EFL hearings
  • Wednesday let a team record their first ever win in the Championship



Keep em coming!

 

Well, this has cheered me up for Christmas. 

 

Thanks  Neil. 

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Started the season on -12 points. 

 

Played one game, ended up 9 points better off for it after the deduction was reduced. 

 

We had 6 CBs at the start of the season (Dunkley, Shaw, Lees, Borner, Flint, Iorfa), and after about 5 games we had to stick a full back in because they were all either injured or sent off. 

 

Windass King fu kicked an opponent. 

 

We could have had the sponsorship deal to end all sponsorship deals, but the fans weren't very nice on social media. 

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