@owlstalk Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Forget Covid for a bit and let's look at Sheffield Wednesday's season so far We've had everything from a new manager hitting a historical record as the worst start of all time, one of our players celebrating the opposition scoring against us, players not getting paid, one of our players being bitten by an opponent etc   Utterly utterly bizarre eh! What else have we had? Let's make a list  Owlstalk Shop    Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Down Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 5 red cards in 12ish games!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Bonvin Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Don’t forget De Marco’s cake recipes intertwined with updates on the points deduction appeal. I haven’t got round to cooking any of them yet come to think of it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bulgaria Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Letting a team record their first ever win in the championship. Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted December 23, 2020 Author Share Posted December 23, 2020  THE LIST OF HOW BONKERS THIS SEASON HAS BEEN  Tony Pulis makes worst start by any manager in our entire history Moses Odubajo celebrates a goal by our opposition and high fives the scorer The PFA are called in as Wednesday's players report they've not been paid properly again Josh Windass gets bitten by a Bournemouth player Wednesday pick up 5 red cards in 12 games Westwood is recalled after a full year out only to drop a howler and cost us the game in his first game back and go off injured ten minutes into his second Club legal fella NIck DeMarco tweets out recipes during the EFL hearings Wednesday let a team record their first ever win in the Championship Keep em coming!  Owlstalk Shop    Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Bonvin Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Wasn’t it 10 points in a week when the appeal succeeded, combined with us actually getting some points from our matches as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bulgaria Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Letting at least 2 players leave, ( Atty and Lee) and then 6 months later, be looking to sign players with the same qualities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bulgaria Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Letting a keeper who has serious shoulder injuries carry Christmas presents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Bonvin Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Finally letting Monk have the management team he wanted before giving them all the boot just weeks later. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SallyCinnamon Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 A Preston player grabbing Paterson’s genitals and claiming that there was nothing wrong with it.  Hutchinson and Westwood froze out AGAIN.  Bringing in a whole new backroom staff for struggling manager Garry Monk and then sacking them all about 2 months later.  Monk saying he knows what a winning dressing room looks like but we kept losing every week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swfc1983 Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Monk claiming Adam Reach was a striker is about as bizarre as it gets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Bonvin Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Signing a player still recovering from a serious injury and having more pins in his legs than your local haberdashery. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofbert2 Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Tony Pulis’ baseball cap first match in charge...   2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANDY Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Getting told Chansiri has spunked £350m up the wall. And we’re worse off for it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
room0035 Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 The most useless midfield in English football made up of  Harris 20 games 0 goals and 1 assist Bannan 20 games 2 goals and 3 assists (both goals were pens) Pelupessy 16 games no goals and no assists Reach 20 games 1 goal and 2 assists Luongo 10 games no goals and no assists (injured and suspended for the other 10 games) Odabajo 15 games no goals no assists (5 yellow cards) Brown 12 games no goals and 1 assist  113 games 3 goals and 6 assist (2 of the goals were penalties) - Just 1 goal from open play between the lot of them.  We could have Kane, Aguero and Rashford up front and with this useless lot behind them we still would not score. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
room0035 Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 30 minutes ago, ANDY said: Getting told Chansiri has spunked £350m up the wall. And we’re worse off for it. He double counted the sale of the ground in both sets of accounts but was too stupid to realise that the sale of the ground would be income to the club not a cost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bulgaria Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Just now, room0035 said: The most useless midfield in English football made up of  Harris 20 games 0 goals and 1 assist Bannan 20 games 2 goals and 3 assists (both goals were pens) Pelupessy 16 games no goals and no assists Reach 20 games 1 goal and 2 assists Luongo 10 games no goals and no assists (injured and suspended for the other 10 games) Odabajo 15 games no goals no assists (5 yellow cards) Brown 12 games no goals and 1 assist  113 games 3 goals and 6 assist (2 of the goals were penalties) - Just 1 goal from open play between the lot of them.  We could have Kane, Aguero and Rashford up front and with this useless lot behind them we still would not score. That is absolutely brutal.   Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRADDO Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 1 hour ago, @owlstalk said:  THE LIST OF HOW BONKERS THIS SEASON HAS BEEN  Tony Pulis makes worst start by any manager in our entire history Moses Odubajo celebrates a goal by our opposition and high fives the scorer The PFA are called in as Wednesday's players report they've not been paid properly again Josh Windass gets bitten by a Bournemouth player Wednesday pick up 5 red cards in 12 games Westwood is recalled after a full year out only to drop a howler and cost us the game in his first game back and go off injured ten minutes into his second Club legal fella NIck DeMarco tweets out recipes during the EFL hearings Wednesday let a team record their first ever win in the Championship Keep em coming!  Well, this has cheered me up for Christmas.  Thanks Neil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalmJimmers Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 (edited) Started the season on -12 points.  Played one game, ended up 9 points better off for it after the deduction was reduced.  We had 6 CBs at the start of the season (Dunkley, Shaw, Lees, Borner, Flint, Iorfa), and after about 5 games we had to stick a full back in because they were all either injured or sent off.  Windass King fu kicked an opponent.  We could have had the sponsorship deal to end all sponsorship deals, but the fans weren't very nice on social media. Edited December 23, 2020 by CalmJimmers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinnishOwl Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 A double broken leg victim suddenly appearing the starting eleven without a single match with the U23s. Keeps his shirt and proves to be one of the better players around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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