Inspector Lestrade Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 If it was you would have called the police to report it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 25 minutes ago, Sergeant Tibbs said: I keep asking @OWLERTON GHOSTto meet me at the Tool Shed for a pre match fondle, but he prefers to go to Beres for his pork. I'll share mine with you any time Sargie 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prowl Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 26 minutes ago, Sergeant Tibbs said: I keep asking @OWLERTON GHOSTto meet me at the Tool Shed for a pre match fondle, but he prefers to go to Beres for his crust covered pork. You should offer to buy his Breres crust covered pork if he meets you at the Tool Shed. Bribery might just work. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devonstrix Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 There’s no way he would get done for indecent assault as the offence has to have sexual motivation. If Patterson makes a complaint, there’s a clear case of common assault though. Unlikely though, hopefully the little ****** will jäger a ten match ban. Bad example to young people etc etc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobness Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 10 minutes ago, the monk said: Bet Vinnie Jones is starting to sweat !! Especially as he did it again just last year! 15 week ban minimum! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The only way is S6 Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 How are they phrasing the charge? Wonder what rule number it is? Is it ball to hand or handball? Was it intentional? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobness Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 29 minutes ago, Sergeant Tibbs said: I keep asking @OWLERTON GHOSTto meet me at the Tool Shed for a pre match fondle, but he prefers to go to Beres for his crust covered pork. Why would he be interested in a mere fondle when he can go elsewhere for a proper pork? Up your game, mate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devonstrix Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Of course, Paterson might get done for going equipped! Sorry. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Tibbs Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, Nut said: And I would imagine caused him a fair bit of embarrassment now it's all over social media. It’s the best bit of publicity he’s had on here. I reckon he’ll be lovin’ it. I’m sure the intent is to cause a reaction (no more crap puns from me), for that alone they’re should be a stewards enquiry and hopefully he’ll get a ban. Ian Wright recently admitted he was a bit naughty when trying to wind the opposition up - remember him yanking Reggie Blinker’s locks. Would he get away with it now ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Tibbs Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Devonstrix said: Of course, Paterson might get done for going equipped! Sorry. Tooled up ? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Has VAR confirmed he actually touched the ball ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otley Owl Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 5 minutes ago, Inspector Lestrade said: If it was you would have called the police to report it? I sort of expect not to have to. If we really need a reminder, well... I don't know what to say. Playing football: Can you not fondle my ******** please. I appreciate you want to defend the corner, I'm trying to head it in. Waiting for a job interview: Can you not fondle my ******** please. I appreciate you want the job too, but it's really not right is it. Queuing outside Sainsburys: Can you not fondle my ******** please. I appreciate you want to get in the shop before me, but we've all got shopping to do. Waiting at the bus stop... I wouldn't expect to have to call the police. I'm not sure what point you're making. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobness Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Yellowbelly said: The only fair and reasonable punishment for this heinous crime is a 12 point deduction imho. Reduced to 6, because it was cold outside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Tibbs Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 11 minutes ago, prowl said: You should offer to buy his Breres crust covered pork if he meets you at the Tool Shed. Bribery might just work. Oooh. That crust gets everywhere. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devonstrix Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, bobness said: Reduced to 6, because it was cold outside That was Paterson's excuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marconi Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Good job he didn’t grope Throbin Van Persi. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sherlyegg Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 16 minutes ago, The only way is S6 said: Wonder what rule number it is? 1980B-32 Player with hole in pocket feel coçky all day. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manwë Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 EFL have got it against us. I expect Fisher to get off on this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CircleSeven Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 13 minutes ago, Devonstrix said: There’s no way he would get done for indecent assault as the offence has to have sexual motivation. If Patterson makes a complaint, there’s a clear case of common assault though. Unlikely though, hopefully the little ****** will jäger a ten match ban. Bad example to young people etc etc I’m not sure if that is actually right to be honest. I’m pretty sure the onus is on the defendant to prove that it wasn’t sexually motivated. Even if he can prove it, it won’t be much fun sitting down in the cop shop and then possibly in court having to explain that youre not a pervert, particularly given that your proof that your not a perverted is that your just a cheating sh1th0use. Anyway- how do you go about proving that? Do you think he keeps pre-match notes of what cheating he’s going to do on a game by game basis? he deffo will regret doing this (unless he is actually a perv and only got into football to touch other men in public- which actually sadly he wouldn’t be the first pervert in the game!). Anyway, up the Owls! Christ- even that sounds bad in the context of this thread 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 11 minutes ago, Hotten Owl said: I sort of expect not to have to. If we really need a reminder, well... I don't know what to say. Playing football: Can you not fondle my ******** please. I appreciate you want to defend the corner, I'm trying to head it in. Waiting for a job interview: Can you not fondle my ******** please. I appreciate you want the job too, but it's really not right is it. Queuing outside Sainsburys: Can you not fondle my ******** please. I appreciate you want to get in the shop before me, but we've all got shopping to do. Waiting at the bus stop... I wouldn't expect to have to call the police. I'm not sure what point you're making. In the same circumstances would you report it to the authorities? Not interested in what you expect, I'm interested in what you would do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now