Kopparberg 6,394 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Predict what ridiculous thing will happen in the next game. Link to post Share on other sites
areNOTwhatTHEYseem 43,407 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 We'll score a goal from open play.* *I'm choosing to ignore the thread title for the purposes of my crap joke. 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites
ANDY 11,795 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Another own goal Link to post Share on other sites
Onge 1,163 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Just now, areNOTwhatTHEYseem said: We'll score a goal from open play.* And it'll get disallowed for no reason. Then we'll get another red card for dissent. Only 10 minutes on the clock... Link to post Share on other sites
Beighton Owl 87 1,094 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 We will concede 3 penalties, have 2 men sent off and obviously lose. Link to post Share on other sites
TheOwlsofDodworth 884 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Lots of smiling, positive energy, and fist pumping. Lots of being mates with opposition players. But ultimately 0-1 loss. Got a reyt bee in my bonnet since yesterday. Anyone have positives to restore my equilibrium? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
theowlsman 40,048 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Three nil up at half time. Lose 4-3. Link to post Share on other sites
Justbeanz 3,539 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 A drone will be our man of the match. Link to post Share on other sites
Kopparberg 6,394 Posted November 22, 2020 Author Share Posted November 22, 2020 I’m going with keeper sent off. Link to post Share on other sites
Kopparberg 6,394 Posted November 22, 2020 Author Share Posted November 22, 2020 4 minutes ago, Kopparberg said: I’m going with keeper sent off. Means using (wasting) one of our subs too. Double whammy. Link to post Share on other sites
theowlsman 40,048 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 We find a person of short stature who scores for fun. He takes a ride on a drone, falls off and breaks his leg, and is out for a year, but also gets banned by the EFL for bringing the game into disrepute. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Mystic Neg 3,621 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 First ever game abandoned at half time for a positive COVID test. Wednesday 3up at the time. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
theowlsman 40,048 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Mammadov buys Man Utd for £20billion and they’re sponsored by a proper taxi firm. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
johnnybalsace 50 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 The opposites attack from the kick-off, ‘Westy’ races out of his box, handles it and gets sent off after 10 seconds, comfortably beating Kevin Pressman’s record of 13s 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Holmowl 23,492 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 1 hour ago, areNOTwhatTHEYseem said: We'll score a goal from open play.* *I'm choosing to ignore the thread title for the purposes of my crap joke. Keep it plausible or this thread will be ruined. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Holmowl 23,492 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Beighton Owl 87 said: We will concede 3 penalties, have 2 men sent off and obviously lose. We tried that. Should have had a second man sent off yesterday. Joost’s was a clear red. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
owlthorpe 19 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Play well and earn a point in a low scoring draw. Fans say they never this coming after expecting a thrashing. Link to post Share on other sites
slinger208b 3,830 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 1 hour ago, areNOTwhatTHEYseem said: We'll score a goal from open play.* *I'm choosing to ignore the thread title for the purposes of my crap joke. This issue could have been eradicated by simply quoting the opening post. You’re welcome... Link to post Share on other sites
areNOTwhatTHEYseem 43,407 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 11 minutes ago, slinger208b said: This issue could have been eradicated by simply quoting the opening post. You’re welcome... 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
83owl 1,348 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Our problem is ineptitude not luck. Link to post Share on other sites
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