Comedy Gold

[Blue and white 12,278]

With all the doom and gloom around at the minute I thought everyone could do with some cheering up and what better way to do so than having a laugh at our illustrious owner Mr Dejphon Chansiri.

Remember when he first came to the club with the bould statement of promotion within 2 years, hmmm almost but no cigar.

Then there was the old chestnut, back me by paying extortionate season ticket prices and I will keep putting money in to the club and provide top signings, hmmmm along comes George Boyd on a free and we were already under a transfer embargo.... Cheeky.

Then there is my all time favorite, the informous fans forum which provided not one, not two but three pieces of utter comedy genius.

The first being "if anyone thinks Sheffield United is a better club and has better players than us then they don't know football" this from a man who by his own admission knows nothing about football....look how that one ended.

The second was just as good, "I will leave the club if I'm not wanted", you haven't been wanted for around 2 years but still here you are.

The last one which is a favorite of mine, " There are parties interested in buying Sheffield Wednesday and I have turned down bids of over £100m", how i nearly wet myself.

There are countless more, 150th anniversary and the cakeball fiasco, numerous shambolic attempts at getting our DIY Del Boy Kits out 2 weeks after the season has started.

I'm not even touched upon the childish attempted ground sale that has tarnished our once proud club.

Oh I could go on and on but I hope these little ditties have helped cheer you up.

As for you Dejphon, once your sorry time has come to an end perhaps you should give business a miss and start a career in stand up.

Edited November 1, 2020 by Blue and white

[Royal_D 7,860]

2 minutes ago, Blue and white said:

With all the doom and gloom around at the minute I thought everyone could do with some cheering up and what better way to do so than having a laugh at our illustrious owner Mr Dejphon Chansiri.

Remember when he first came to the club with the bould statement of promotion within 2 years, hmmm almost but no cigar.

Then there was the old chestnut, back me by paying extortionate season ticket prices and I will keep putting money in to the club and provide top signings, hmmmm along comes George Boyd on a free and we were already under a transfer embargo.... Cheeky.

Then there is my all time favorite, the informous fans forum which provided not one, not two but three pieces of utter comedy genius.

The first being "if anyone thinks Sheffield United is a better club and has better players than us then they don't know football" this from a man who by his own admission knows nothing about football....look how that one ended.

The second was just as good, "I will leave the club if I'm not wanted", you haven't been wanted for around 2 years but still here you are.

The last one which is a favorite of mine, " There are parties interested in buying Sheffield Wednesday and I have turned down bids of over £100m", how i nearly wet myself.

There are countless more, 150th anniversary and the cakeball fiasco, numerous shambolic attempts at getting our DIY Del Boy Kits out 2 weeks after the season has started.

I'm not even touched upon the childish attempted ground sale that has tarnished our once proud club.

Oh I could go on and on but I hope these little ditties have helped cheer you up.

As for you Dejphon, once your sorry time has come to an end perhaps you should give business a miss and start a career in stand up.

Brilliant post 

 

 

Not 

[Blue and white 12,278]

2 minutes ago, Royal_D said:

Brilliant post 

 

 

Not 

Thank you for taking the time read it, its 100% factual and show just what a joke we are.

Edited November 1, 2020 by Blue and white

[S36 OWL 56,277]

6 minutes ago, Royal_D said:

Brilliant post 

 

 

Not 

 

Which bits did you think were not true? 

[SiJ 50,056]

The op isn't wrong, but f*cking hell he is like a broken record.

 

 

 

[Royal_D 7,860]

DIY Del Boy kits 

 

Stick a Nike badge on it and everyone be frothing at gob, pathetic , kits are far better quality than any turd the mainstreams turn out

[Blue and white 12,278]

1 minute ago, SiJ said:

The op isn't wrong, but f*cking hell he is like a broken record.

 

 

 

You love it don't you.

[Royal_D 7,860]

1 minute ago, SiJ said:

The op isn't wrong, but f*cking hell he is like a broken record.

 

 

 

He’s 100% factually correct and can speak for the entire fan base mate 

[SiJ 50,056]

Just now, Blue and white said:

You love it don't you.

Red Bull still interested? 

[wakefieldowl 2,142]

Whats the point of this thread?

[Blue and white 12,278]

Just now, SiJ said:

Red Bull still interested? 

Who knows, ask DC maybe they were the ones biding over £100m for us, all I kkow is they have been linked to us.

[BRADDO 6,627]

Just now, wakefieldowl said:

Whats the point of this thread?

 

To say that basically,  DC has been an unmitigated disaster for our beloved club and is most likely taking us into the abyss?

[areNOTwhatTHEYseem 46,344]

2 minutes ago, wakefieldowl said:

Whats the point of this thread?

 

So we can all have a laugh, apparently.

 

It must be the way he tells 'em.

 

[BRADDO 6,627]

Just now, areNOTwhatTHEYseem said:

 

So we can all have a laugh, apparently.

 

It must be the way he tells 'em.

 

 

Laughing all the way to the 4th division. Reyt laugh.

[@owlstalk 51,126]

11 minutes ago, BRADDO said:

The mods will be along in a minute to delete the thread. Can't have criticism of DC.

 

11 minutes ago, Royal_D said:

Are you sure ? Think it’s other way round on here at min 

 

 

Prime example of the kind of crap we have to deal with here

 

50% think the site is ran pro Chansiri

50% think the site is ran anti Chansiri

 

 

Get the foooooook outta here and get to bed ffs

[scram 22,457]

Easy to say that the guy who 100% owns the club should go

 

First he needs to want to go, 2nd he needs to find a buyer and 3rd, we need to hope they're better than what we have

 

Way too many clubs have fallen foul of the "anybody else would do a better job" nonsense

 

 

[BRADDO 6,627]

2 minutes ago, @owlstalk said:

 

 

 

Prime example of the kind of crap we have to deal with here

 

50% think the site is ran pro Chansiri

50% think the site is ran anti Chansiri

 

 

Get the foooooook outta here and get to bed ffs

 

No, I won't go to bed Neil. I'm going to keep posting stuff about DC just to keep you on edge and wide awake.

 

Have I mentioned that DC is taking us to the 4th division and quite possibly,  beyond?

[Inspector Lestrade 23,125]

He said the aim was promotion was in two years.   

[Blue and white 12,278]

4 minutes ago, @owlstalk said:

 

 

 

Prime example of the kind of crap we have to deal with here

 

50% think the site is ran pro Chansiri

50% think the site is ran anti Chansiri

 

 

Get the foooooook outta here and get to bed ffs

I can't  its 10.50 in the morning.

[BRADDO 6,627]

1 minute ago, scram said:

Easy to say that the guy who 100% owns the club should go

 

First he needs to want to go, 2nd he needs to find a buyer and 3rd, we need to hope they're better than what we have

 

Way too many clubs have fallen foul of the "anybody else would do a better job" nonsense

 

 

 

What's uncle dave doing these days? Now, he was a business man.