Popular Post Lomas613 Posted October 8, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 8, 2020 Heres a laugh for you guys 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royalowlisback Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Thought it was a pair of big pink knickers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdan2003 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 only thing missing is a butcher's window 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royalowlisback Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Just now, bigdan2003 said: only thing missing is a butcher's window Stakes are too high. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellis Rimmer Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Was actually wondering why you took a picture of a pig haha 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookowl Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Could be a pink pork upine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adem Poric Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 I like the really long wall bracket that goes over the window to hang his flowers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladeshater Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 I would hate to have a blunt in family 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 You may have heard this one before but a pig fan accidentally kills himself after a sex act, where he unfortunately asphyxiates himself whilst wearing a United shirt, ladies lingerie, stockings, and thigh high stilletto-heeled boots. The emergency services release his body from the rope he’s hanging from, and take the body past a sea of neighbours gathering outside, before taking him to hospital in an ambulance. Later on the Head of Emergency Services has to go back to the family to apologise about embarrassing the family when taking the body to the ambulance. ”I’m very sorry, but had we recognised that he was wearing a United shirt, we’d have used a body bag”. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andysowls Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Seriously who’d dream of bringing a pink football shirt out in Sheffield?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 4 minutes ago, Andysowls said: Seriously who’d dream of bringing a pink football shirt out in Sheffield?! Eh? Why not? 1 Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royalowlisback Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 5 minutes ago, @owlstalk said: Eh? Why not? Presumably because it would be pig-coloured? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Real men wear pink apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wexowl Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 In fairness is that his nice BLUE car ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 1 hour ago, royalowlisback said: Stakes are too high. Don't think I've seen a rasher comment than that one! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HillsboroughOwlNI Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 44 minutes ago, Utah Owl said: Don't think I've seen a rasher comment than that one! Was that a ham-fisted attempt at a joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 1 minute ago, HillsboroughOwlNI said: Was that a ham-fisted attempt at a joke? You should punch him in his chops 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 1 minute ago, HillsboroughOwlNI said: Was that a ham-fisted attempt at a joke? Must admit I made a bit of a pig's ear of that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HillsboroughOwlNI Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 15 minutes ago, theowlsman said: You should punch him in his chops No need for violence. I’m sure he could be cured... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobness Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 1 hour ago, theowlsman said: You may have heard this one before but a pig fan accidentally kills himself after a sex act, where he unfortunately asphyxiates himself whilst wearing a United shirt, ladies lingerie, stockings, and thigh high stilletto-heeled boots. The emergency services release his body from the rope he’s hanging from, and take the body past a sea of neighbours gathering outside, before taking him to hospital in an ambulance. Later on the Head of Emergency Services has to go back to the family to apologise about embarrassing the family when taking the body to the ambulance. ”I’m very sorry, but had we recognised that he was wearing a United shirt, we’d have used a body bag”. Quality. Unfortunately these days the joke has a more universal appeal if the victim is a Wednesdayite. Thanks DC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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