heppers Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 Why is it so top secret? Was DC on the fishing trip with Uncle Bryn and Jason? 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Sunburn Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 Something got mixed into the eggnog. UTO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pazowl55 Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 Dunno. But my guess is they wont be having the day off this year. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slow83 Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 Nothing happened but it’s good for the ratings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcmigo Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 Maybe the WiFi in the treatment room went on the blink, so the hop along crok crew getting paid 20 grand a week to get a deep heat rub and play Fortnite got annoyed and started making trouble. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greengrass Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 Think someone mentioned the other day that Hutch got annoyed at his secret Santa pressie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRADDO Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 Ask Neil. I'm sure he'll tell us. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted September 19, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 19, 2020 The chairman's Christmas message didn't go down too well... 1 1 21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morepork Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, areNOTwhatTHEYseem said: The chairman's Christmas message didn't go down too well... Timeless classic. I think it was his choice of brooch that upset people. Edited September 19, 2020 by Morepork 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airborne_rat_of_s6 Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 Hutch was dared to brown-tash Monk by Westwood at the Xmas party meal. To compound things, Fox decided to let off a party popper with the end in Monk's cream of mushroom soup, covering a few players and Garry in the sticky mess. Meanwhile Fletcher paid the DJ £50 to only play Simply Red and Florence and the Machine songs, after teasing Monk earlier about his ginger hair. Livid, covered in soup and with a top lip smelling like an Afghan toilet, Monk stormed out of the private area the club had hired in the Ibis hotel. On his way, he saw Lee and Nuhiu having a rolly outside. When they saw him and laughed, thier cards were similarly marked. The debacle at Stoke followed 24 hours later and the slide had started. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morepork Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, airborne_rat_of_s6 said: Hutch was dared to brown-tash Monk by Westwood at the Xmas party meal. To compound things, Fox decided to let off a party popper with the end in Monk's cream of mushroom soup, covering a few players and Garry in the sticky mess. Meanwhile Fletcher paid the DJ £50 to only play Simply Red and Florence and the Machine songs, after teasing Monk earlier about his ginger hair. Livid, covered in soup and with a top lip smelling like an Afghan toilet, Monk stormed out of the private area the club had hired in the Ibis hotel. On his way, he saw Lee and Nuhiu having a rolly outside. When they saw him and laughed, thier cards were similarly marked. The debacle at Stoke followed 24 hours later and the slide had started. Hands down the most plausible scenario I’ve heard to date on this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammy Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 15 minutes ago, areNOTwhatTHEYseem said: The chairman's Christmas message didn't go down too well... The Google ad choice in your post proper threw me for a minute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gurujuan Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 (edited) When push came to shove, Monk was clueless Hoping it’s a case of lessons learned Edited September 19, 2020 by gurujuan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRADDO Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 Neil, Neil, Orange Peel, please tell us the truth about what really happened at Christmas. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSandersonOWL Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 14 minutes ago, BRADDO said: Neil, Neil, Orange Peel, please tell us the truth about what really happened at Christmas. It is no longer a secret that there was a baby born to a virgin ! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avon barksdale Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adem Poric Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 Straight from the mouth of Hutch (via Neil); "I drank copious amounts of alcohol. Anyway the christmas party was announced. Most of the colleagues there were very posh. Except the Scottish ones. They'd booked a pleasant meal at a local restaurant and everyone was really looking forward to it We arranged to meet at 8pm and finished training at 5pm. 5pm came and excitedly I went straight from the training ground to a local bar where I started to drink.... and drink... and drink some more. I found myself in the company of strangers and having a whale of a time getting to know my new found drinking buddies and we demolished a bottle of whiskey as well as plenty of lager Then I checked my watch and whooooops - it was 5 past 8 Luckily the restaurant wasn't too far away so I started to make my way towards the christmas party On the way I fell over and smashed my nose in, covering myself in dirt and embarrassing myself in front of christmas shoppers. I stood up and noticed over the other side of the city centre street a homeless person begging. Being Christmas and all, it would be wrong to deny this unfortunate person a nice warm meal amongst friends so I went over and drunkenly slurred "come with me mate... whats' your name ?" His name was John and he was a right flipping stinking mess of homelessness and alcohol and was on the way to catching me up in terms of being pissed. Imagine their surprise when I slammed the doors open in the restaurant and shouted "I'M HERE !!!!!! AND SO IS JOHN!!!!" at the top of my voice. We staggered over to the table - I pushed the plates and cutlery up on the table and put another chair in so John could sit down. I shit you not - this is what happened next, John staggered over, shouted "fooooooook" and fell down onto the chair where he proceeded to get his own bottle of alcohol out of his coat and start to smile and shout "fooooking cheers !!" at everyone over and over and over again. The boss immediately stood up and said to me "Can I have a word with you in private please..." I went with Garry and he said; "You've obviously had a drink so I need to be clear.. you need to tell your friend he can't stop. this is a private christmas party and you're ruining it for everyone" I replied with "he's my mate, it's christmas you gel hair twat, flipping chill out and enjoy it man..." Monk said "We'll say no more about this tomorrow if you sort it out now and send your friend home and I suggest you have a coffee". I replied "He's stopping and so am I" I went back to the table and sat down next to John who was having a great time Looking round the table everyone looked a mixture of shocked, offended and disgusted. This just made it all the more enjoyable. The next hour or so is a bit of a blur. The next thing that happened was clear however. Our entire party was kicked out and Monk came over to me in the street VERY VERY angry. "Sam, the manager of the restaurant has said that one of our party has urinated under the table and someone else has broken the toilet seat and there's human waste up the wall in the toilets". I denied doing the wee under the table and tried to blame John but apparantly by then he'd already gone and sat outside on the front step to the restaurant leaving the restaurant with an awkward position as they couldnt' tell one of our party to move along. I then proceeded to throw up all over the street and it splashed my bosses new shoes. The next day at work was interesting to say the least ROCK AND ROLL" *note - alcohol is NOT good and nor is weeing under the table when out with work* So there you have it. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelowl Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Morepork said: Timeless classic. I think it was his choice of brooch that upset people. Oh I thought is was the ann summers creation on the mantle piece 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 1 hour ago, gurujuan said: When push came to shove, Monk was clueless Hoping it’s a case of lessons learned He has Not the same for you though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Django Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 Can’t have been anything to do with FF as he’s never around at Christmas 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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