Metcalfe56 Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Just for fun, anyone else got a poem? By the way Wallcharts 360 have free Wednesday wallcharts available as well (www.wallcharts360.com if you fancy one). Also currently doing a giveaway of an iFollow Match Day Pass (worth £10) which you can enter on Twitter @wallcharts360 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMOwl72 Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Programmes for sale, 3 quid he shouts Still plenty left as we make our way out 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 I like this thread Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scilly owl Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 I didn’t know that Pam Ayres was a Wednesday fan. Thought that she followed Norwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scilly owl Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 The Piggies are red, The Wednesday are blue, I’ve got Tourette’s, So pi••in’ well fu•k off . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodgyowl Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 There once was a man from Nantucket, whose d*ck was so long, he could suck it. He said with a grin as he licked off his chin "If my ear were a c*nt, I'd f*ck it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Farrell Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Vote yes for Monk to keep you sane Vote no for Monk and get sent to Lane Yes or No, what's it to be ?, Choose right now so Neil can see. Not a loaded poll, but no third choice, Just pick one now, or lose your voice. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanharper Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Trying to think of something apt to rhyme with Kenny Lunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scilly owl Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 23 minutes ago, Hodgyowl said: There once was a man from Nantucket, whose d*ck was so long, he could suck it. He said with a grin as he licked off his chin "If my ear were a c*nt, I'd f*ck it. That is very funny and I’m glad that you have shared it but I fail to see the Wednesday connection, unless John Harkes was from Nantucket. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greengrass Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 44 minutes ago, Hodgyowl said: There once was a man from Nantucket, whose d*ck was so long, he could suck it. He said with a grin as he licked off his chin "If my ear were a c*nt, I'd f*ck it. We learned that in nursery late 70's. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 (edited) "Can't watch"!!!...I cried at one home game an' now I can't cos Covid came! I often wonder "was it me?" that caused all this unpleasantry Edited September 18, 2020 by asteener1867 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emilianenko Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 We have a striker He’s Jordan Rhodes Give him service He’ll score loads. Our new players Young and full of hunger Izzy, Fizz , Josh Chey and Kachunga. Our gaffer is still here somehow it’s Garry Monk His performance needs improvement Cos last season stunk. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 The hallowed halls stand mainly mute No cries of "pass", no urges... "Shoot" Can this this be a Wednesday game? Yes.. its the norm, since Covid came No bustling crowds, no smell of pies, just echoing sidelined , lonely cries Can this be a Wednesday game? Yes ..its the norm since Covid came No coaches flit from Town to Town "We're Staying up" "Your'e going down" Can this be a Wednesday game? Yes..its the norm since Covid came "Ive got a shed as big this No banter , no-one rips the P8SS Can this be a Wednesday game? Yes..its the norm since Covid came The times when you avert your eyes when oppo forward steps inside now 90 minutes...all the same Yes its the norm since Covid came 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Therealrealist Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 37 minutes ago, asteener1867 said: "Can't watch"!!!...I cried at one home game an' now I can't cos Covid came! I often wonder "was it me?" that caused all this unpleasantry New our resident 'poet' wud be wading straight into this fred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, Therealrealist said: New our resident 'poet' wud be wading straight into this fred Can't really be "New" and "resident" Really... real Realist 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Therealrealist Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Friday night tea is chicken breasty How i pine for the days of westy Told a lezzer today she looked butch...please come back hutch ..watched a movie last nite..starring marlon brando..iwill still dream of the marvellous nando..flew on a plane over a river..cudnt help thinking of captain sully...finally out of the first team picture..is 'good owd bully' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Sat at the computer "shoutin' "Blinkin' Heck!! Is not the same as being at T'game A scarf around yer neck Screamin' an' blasphemin' shoutin' "What the Hell was that" Lost a certain somethin' When I shout it at the cat Two minutes behind everythin' refresh the f.ookin' screen Not seeing what is happening, but what it has just been 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Ive got a shed as big as this Its roof is made of tin The only ask is "Wear a mask" an' just 6 can come in 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axolotl Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Only me who read the title in Alan Partridge's voice? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 I had a pint of bitter Then ate egg and chips I voted against the Internal Markets Bill And offended Party whips I bet on a horse called Massive He won at 10-1 So I got pis*ed on pints of cider And now my money’s gone Had a cracking day though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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