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Heard it was something to do with shepherds, sheep and an angel.

Seriously though does make me wonder if it was players learning that we may well have an issue with the EFL and a deduction. As it affected the whole team.not just one or two player's

 

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1 hour ago, CalmJimmers said:

Ha I can't believe you don't know what happened at Christmas, all of us know what happened at Christmas. It's like the most well known thing in the world ever what happened at Christmas, proper common knowledge. 

 

Go on someone other than me tell them. 

 

It's the Hutchinson / turkey one, isn't it?

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Abdi tried to gatecrash by bringing a vegan nut roast. Westwood was having none of it, but Lees wanted to try a slice with onion gravy.

 

The canteen refused to dish it up to anyone as it had mushrooms in it an Monk hadn't got around to unravelling Jos' kitchen team.

 

All hell broke loose and certain Scottish members of the squad and coaching staff wanted a traditional glass of buckfast with their meal.

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It was Christmas Day in at Hillsborough
The one glad day of the year.
The players were gay and merry,
A fillin' their guts with beer.

In came the club’s fine chairman
and through those stately halls,
He wished them a Merry Xmas
And the player’s answered "Balls"!

Up spake the loyal club manager
"By the Gods you shan't have any pudding,
You saucy lot of sods"!

And all the players spoke
In tongues as bold as brass,
"You can keep your Christmas Pudding, Guvnor
And shove it up your a***"!!
 

is what  I’ve heard anyway

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What happend at Xmas?

 

Well I was a bit dissapointed my gaming chair turned out to be a gym membership.

 

Maybe the wife is telling me to get up off my lazy arse!

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During the Christmas meal Monk asked where the cauliflower was. Westwood responded that there was none because cauliflower is not traditional. 

 

 And that's when the fight started. 

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2 hours ago, Lee A said:

 

3. The EFL case against Wednesday started to gather pace shortly after Christmas. 

Might not be the only factor, but it clearly played a part.  

 

I also think Fletcher having the best hair transplant off all time and Bannan getting somebody's pubes stuck to his head must have caused irreparable damage in the dressing room.  

 

It's either/or 

 

I honestly don't think the EFL case even registered with the players, they were too busy learning how to read and listening to drill music and holding plastic pistols at an angle with their hoods up, nattamean!

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7 minutes ago, The_Limit_Owl said:

 

I honestly don't think the EFL case even registered with the players, they were too busy learning how to read and listening to drill music and holding plastic pistols at an angle with their hoods up, nattamean!

 

What is drill music?  Best sounds from a Black and Decker?

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2 minutes ago, Inspector Lestrade said:

 

What is drill music?  Best sounds from a Black and Decker?

.....brought to you by Tel Star...

 

Apparently, it's the same as rap...but with more beef....and I don't mean MC Aberdeen Angus!

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What happend at Xmas?

 

Well over 2019 years ago the baby jesus was born to his mother Mary who cheated on her husband Joseph with God, but Joseph being a wet wipe stayed with her anyway! 

 

Then three wise men call Clarkson, Hammond and May brought three gifts, Gold, Frankincense and signed Westwood goalie gloves or was it a Nintendo DS?

 

 

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4 hours ago, Plonk said:

There are two answers to this;

1. Things we know, GM told the players live on tv that many of them would be leaving at the end of the season. He then dropped Hutchinson and replaced him Pelepussy, dropped Westwood and replaced him with one of two less effective keepers.

 

2. The big secret thing, that only a few know about, but that exempts GM from any blame for what happened after Christmas. But they can’t tell you what it is because it’s a big secret.

 

Make your own mind up,

Interesting,  One thing for certain is something happened. We are usually stronger in second half of season

 

Monk has stressed unity and togetherness which indicates this was not happening previously.

 

With coaching reshuffle one has to think this may not have been harmonious on training ground.. Perhaps Bullen found out he was not wanted by Monk. He has been sidelined in a major way which tells me Chansiri has kept him as likes to be loyal.

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monk started doing silhouettes of his favourite players on friday nights. fletcher and westwood got right lip on when they found out they were 5th and 12th in the queue, respectively. fletcher didn't have time for another hair transplant before it was his go, and westwood wanted to auction his for a charity that would directly profit his glove business before they went vat registered.

 

that's all i know

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6 minutes ago, dr. benway said:

Think someone told Lees that Father Christmas wasn't real. He was so shaken that his form never recovered.

 

Fortunately Bannan has the mental resolve to ignore the heretics! 

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