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When our mate came to S6 with Palace I think it was and he'd been in a bit of bother with an ex teammate and the Leeds rozzers. To the tune of Hey Baby:

 

Lee, Lee Bowyer

(You two hat)

I wanna know

Why you're not in jail.

 

 

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On 20/08/2020 at 10:32, Vaughan said:

To the tune of Ebeneezer Goode  :

 

He's a c*nt,

He's a c*nt

The Referee's a c*nt

 

Only ever heard it once on the kop... Never caught on ..

 

 

Remember it well.....I still sing it now!

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Two that seem to be lodged in my head in the weeks that followed the Boxing Day Massacre.  They're not really chants, but I remember them being sung at the ground. I might not have remembered all the words correctly, but they went something like this:

 

Baa baa black sheep

Do you know the score

Yes sir, yes sir, we got 4

Curran made two, best player in the game,

But none for the little boys who come from the Lane

 

To the tune of '12 days of Christmas'

 

On the 12 days of Christmas Jack Charlton said to me

50,000 fans

4 great goals

3rd's highest crowd

2 easy points

and Pat Partridge for a referee

 

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On 24/08/2020 at 12:53, Inspector Lestrade said:

 

As early as that?  Any idea on the words to Dillydally?   

What’s up inspector,don’t ya like being proven wrong, pretty quick to correct the other guy💄

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Leeds fans singing to an overweight steward “I predict a diet, I predict a diet”.

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Hit him with yer handbag...

60's chant towards Pat Jennings of Spurs...  memory a bit fuzzy as to why this was a chant...

Over here in Vancouver we had a goalie called "Joe Cannon" - every goal kick the crowd would go  "ssssssssssssss  BOOM"  - good ol' Canadian humor!

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Grimsby, 1980 - 81 season (when we got a three match away ban).

 

"If you're not here clap your hands" etc etc.

 

Followed by "Findus fish is ****ing awful".

 

Made the coppers near me laugh.

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8 hours ago, Busmansholiday said:

Grimsby, 1980 - 81 season (when we got a three match away ban).

 

"If you're not here clap your hands" etc etc.

 

Followed by "Findus fish is ****ing awful".

 

Made the coppers near me laugh.

I was there that was so funny 

or should I say wasn’t really there !!

snd yes the police were laughing prob around 1000/1500  in there too 

most got in the home end and made our way to the corner for away fans 

I think we came out with ticket stub Came out the ground and went back in to the away end 

can anyone e else remember ? 

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Arsenal one, to the tune of 'the animals went into the ark':

 

He came to us when Henri left. 

He did. He did. 

He scored more goals than Darren Bent.

He did. He did. 

He broke his leg, but he'll be back, 

And Darren Bent will still be crap. 

Eduardo Silva!

Arsenal Number 9.

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