archieswfc Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 West Broms Gareth Barry song takes some beating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkskaphil Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 1 hour ago, johnnyfoxhill owl said: Aldershot was away when we won 8-0. It was a night match,we went in mates car,it was a nightmare to find with it being a army place. When we got near,we so some lights and headed straight for them,oops army barracks quick turn round and scarpered lol.I think hirsty,Atkinson and witton scored them all. 4-3-1 not sure in what order. Whitton scored 4, Atkinson 3 and Craig Shakespeare scored the eighth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owls7 Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 Made me laugh when the Weymouth fans started singing to the Chippenham town fans your just poo team in Somerset a poo team in Somerset and then I pointed out Chippenhams in Wiltshire all went quiet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighworthOwl Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 Your sister is your mother, your uncle is your brother, your all f**king each other, the Norwich family! Your sisters got a blister, from where you tried to fist her, the Norwich family! Used to work with a group which was 50/50 Norwich and Ipswich. They had some funny arguments. Also worked in Glasgow for a while that was a different level. The old farm was funny the old firm was nasty! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyfoxhill owl Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 46 minutes ago, punkskaphil said: Whitton scored 4, Atkinson 3 and Craig Shakespeare scored the eighth. Yes ur right punkskaphil,just found it on you tube,can't believe its 31 years ago.time fly's.did u go too mate.pubs bang across from ground. A.little 3 foot fence and a small banking across the road,,could have stepped over fence an got in for nowt, pity we had to have tickets,walked to other side of ground an it was very dark, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWL1969 Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 8 hours ago, Greengrass said: Sang a few other songs about Elton not sure can repeat them on here. He's happy, he's curved his posterior is to let Elton John Elton John! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latemodelchild Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 (edited) 8 hours ago, The Wall said: Good story, but Laurent Blanc never played for Chelsea Whoever it was he played for then Or maybe it wasn't Laurent Blanc. Edited August 21, 2020 by latemodelchild 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkskaphil Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 2 hours ago, johnnyfoxhill owl said: Yes ur right punkskaphil,just found it on you tube,can't believe its 31 years ago.time fly's.did u go too mate.pubs bang across from ground. A.little 3 foot fence and a small banking across the road,,could have stepped over fence an got in for nowt, pity we had to have tickets,walked to other side of ground an it was very dark, No, I didn’t go. When I was a kid I used to watch the season review videos over and over again. Many of the details of the matches from those seasons are still burnt into my brain somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Soul Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 I do recall starting a chant in the bumhole stand .. you’re just a sad bunch of w**nkers.. and to this day it still sounds appropriate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyfoxhill owl Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 .I can remember practically every away match from 79 onwards, matey.only one match I can't vaguely remember was Fulham away in 1984.Friday night match, we drew 1-1 I think Cunningham sfacing 7.30 kick off then, me and too of my mates got the 7.20 inter city 125 train in morning,got kicked off at chesterfield by guard for supping special x cider at that time in morning,lol got next train still in london for 9.30.we got some digs for 4 of us .one of other lads had to work till 2 at Apollo steels,he caught later train down we started drinking at 11 soon as pubs opened,we did a pub crawl through London till we met kanga my other mate, we had a pint in every pub,and we could all drink,in the match I was lent on barrier facing crowd most of match we stayed in London till sat night.1 of mates had been to every ground in the football league except white hart lane,so him and kanga went to watch spurs play Liverpool, finished 2-2 I think,me and john went round Soho and met them in cockney pride pub after match,we the boozed till we went for the midnight paper train back home,1 of many good weekends,lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelman Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 On 20/08/2020 at 09:31, soldierboyblue said: You're gonna get your fcuking head kicked in You're gonna get your fcuking head kicked in You're going home in a Yorkshire ambulance You're going home in a Yorkshire ambulance Definitely, why don't we sing those anymore??? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 49 minutes ago, johnnyfoxhill owl said: .I can remember practically every away match from 79 onwards, matey.only one match I can't vaguely remember was Fulham away in 1984.Friday night match, we drew 1-1 I think Cunningham sfacing 7.30 kick off then, me and too of my mates got the 7.20 inter city 125 train in morning,got kicked off at chesterfield by guard for supping special x cider at that time in morning,lol got next train still in london for 9.30.we got some digs for 4 of us .one of other lads had to work till 2 at Apollo steels,he caught later train down we started drinking at 11 soon as pubs opened,we did a pub crawl through London till we met kanga my other mate, we had a pint in every pub,and we could all drink,in the match I was lent on barrier facing crowd most of match we stayed in London till sat night.1 of mates had been to every ground in the football league except white hart lane,so him and kanga went to watch spurs play Liverpool, finished 2-2 I think,me and john went round Soho and met them in cockney pride pub after match,we the boozed till we went for the midnight paper train back home,1 of many good weekends,lol Not really a chant though, nice story 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 3 hours ago, Inspector Lestrade said: Not really a chant though, nice story It fits to Beethoven's 6th Symphony (about as long too)! Incidentally I remember that Fulham game, it was bloody freezing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fpowl Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 The adebayor song about what is dad dies and mum is.... im not posting that though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelman Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 Oh Sheffield! Oh Sheffield! Is Wonderful! Is Wonderful! Oh Sheffield is Wonderful! For titsfanny and Wednesday! Oh Sheffield is Wonderful! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteG_1984 Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 Away at Leeds when McDermott has just become their manager. The series of songs related to him looking like an egg, being Humpty Dumpty and falling off a wall. I also love the irony of fans from places like Burnley away at places like Bournemouth singing “Bournemouth’s a poo hole, I wanna go home” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthowl Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 One of my favourites from 80s would be “yellows, yellows,....” sung for 10 minutes or so. Then there’s “always look on the bright side of life”. A song that can truly only be sung by fans of a crap team. 4-0 at half time atWatford, it cheered me up. And a classic that will be difficult to repeat: “one Bryan Robson, there’s only one Bryan Robson” sung by three sides of Hillsborough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nethertonowl Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 Harrogate fans sing Town full of tea shops, were just a town full of tea shops! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pod9 Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 (edited) Funniest one I’ve heard was in Marseille during Euro 16. Bloke walked past in a Stoke shirt and about twenty lads stood up and sung; ”Kenwyn Jones’ a Stokie He comes from Trinidad. He looks like Whoopee Goldberg And his hair is fkin mad He signed for Stoke from Sunderland and this is what he saiddddddddddddddd, Steve Bruce is a wnker with a big fat fkin head”. Proper made me laugh Edited August 22, 2020 by Pod9 Swearing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChapSmurf Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 This has got be one of the funniest chants ever. What makes it even funnier on a personal level, it's about my brother And for the record, he loved it. He found it hillarious, and still does. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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