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After a Wednesday Newcastle game ,on the tram

 

" In a town where I was born,

Lived a man with a monkey's heed 

And how moved to Sunderland,

And his name was Peter Reid

 

Ohhh Peter Reid's got a f**king monkey's heed, a f**king monkey's heed.

 

That's head in Geordie

 

I was also a big fan of D-i-canio

 

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1 minute ago, Inspector Lestrade said:

 

I bet you wouldn't. 


You should do...but only after 3 warnings over the tannoy..

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Hate the fact that it's Liverpool but their songs for Salah and van Dijk keep sticking in my head. Catchy, I'll give em that. 

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Man Utd fans singing 

When I die and they lay me to rest 

I'm going to go on the pi$$ with Georgie Best

 

Newcastle fans singing

F##k off Adam Johnson

Your going down for noncing 

Because your a paedophile 

 

Wednesday fans at Wembley singing 

"Were on our way"

 

 

Can't stand Jock songs hear enough when on holiday abroad F##king Proclaimers 

 

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Think it was for Laurent Blanc the Chelsea fans sang 

 

He's here, he's there, 

He's every f***ing where

Laurent Blanc, Laurent Blanc

 

 

In an interview he said he loved that they sang about him but wish they didn't swear cos his kids heard it etc. They replaced it with 

 

He's here, he's there, 

We're not allowed to swear 

Laurent Blanc, Laurent Blanc 

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I remember beating Grimsby 7-1 in cup, think it was 97, and being ont Kop, the whole ground was belting out....

Shove your haddock, shove your haddock, shove your haddock up your @rse!

 

Obviously to tune of you're not singing.

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My brother had a thing for Villa when he was younger (don't ask me why). They had a song that was catchy. To the tune of 'O mi lads', it went something like this.

Nigel Spink throws the ball to Platty.

Platty onto Paul McGrath.

Paul McGrath to Daley.

Tony Daley down the wing like a torpedo.

Puts the ball in the airrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

For Tony Cascerino.

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"Yellooooooowwws" on away days in the late 70s and 80s.

 

On several occasions it went on for nearly the entire half but it was still much more agreeable to the human ear than Robert Fripp and Brian Eno.

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8 hours ago, meggoisgod said:

Sunshine on Leith

 

Best ever...end of

 

There aren't many songs that move me to tears but this is one of them. It is absolute class.

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3 hours ago, yeadonowl said:

Remember that song being sung at the Old Den when we drew 4-4 in the cup down there in about 91

 

Think the flats were behind the old terrace that ran the length of the pitch. Just remember us being caged in completely in one corner and the knuckle scrapers from Milwall still trying to get at us. Happy days!!

That  is quite possibly the  best away game I've been 2  the home fans. Where getting more worked   up each goal we scored 🤣 I had a copper stood next to me the entire game he advised me not to walk down the old Kent road after the game

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Shortly after we learned that Eric Cantona had been on trial and not signed we played Southampton away.

"Who needs Cantona when we've got Gordon Watson".

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My mate who's a Villa fan was at the Emirates not long after Eduardo broke his leg and the Villa fans were singing:

 

Eduardo ohhhhhhhhh
Eduardo ohhhhhhhhh
He used to have silkily skills
Now he walks like Heather Mills
Eduardo ohhhhhhhhh

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