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1 minute ago, Ever the pessimist said:

‘If you tolerate Rix

Then your children will be next’

To the Manics tune when Graham Rix was coaching Pompey.

 

Same man and team for mine 😀

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To the tune of Ebeneezer Goode  :

 

He's a c*nt,

He's a c*nt

The Referee's a c*nt

 

Only ever heard it once on the kop... Never caught on ..

 

 

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" Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams "

 

 After Rangers goalkeeper Andy Goram was revealed to be mildly schizophrenic.

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1 minute ago, Ever the pessimist said:

Timmy Tourettes in the nets (fizz off)

 

Man u fans to Tim Howard.

 

 

I thought it was

 

Chim Chi-meny

Chim Chi-meny

Chim Chim Cheroo

We've got Tim Howard and he says "f**k you"

 

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13 minutes ago, Ever the pessimist said:

I liked the Man U song for Park Ji Sun but it plays on an Asian stereotype so won’t type it out.

 

A version of that was sung to liverpool and Everton fans.  The stereotype fitted them.

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Park Ji-Sung (To the tune of The Lord of the Dance):

 

Park, Park, Wherever you may be

You eat dogs in your home country

But it could be worse

You could be Scouse

Eating rats in your council house

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1 hour ago, OWL1969 said:

Although I wanted Rangers to win, the video of Hibs fans singing this after the Cup Final is immense. Real spine tingler. So I agree.

 


And the Proclaimers were on tour and missed out on being there to witness it! I’ve always had a soft spot for Hibs - which I think began when I bought the Sunshine on Leith album when I was a kid - and my dad went on a work trip to Edinburgh and managed to get me a signed programme of the squad that had just won the ‘91 League Cup.

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25 minutes ago, Inspector Lestrade said:

What were the words to don't Dillydally?

 

I always thought it went something like this:

 

My old man said be a piggy fan

I said f*ck off, b*ll*cks, you're a c*nt

we'll take the Shoreham and all that's in it

we'll take the Shoreham in just one minute

with hatchets and hammers

axes and spanners

we'll show the b*stards how it's done

you'll never take The Limit

with the Wednesday fans in it

cos the BBC ran home

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