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I once bought some pants, thinking they had an Ali G motif on them - they were advertised with 'Staines Massive' on them.

 

When they arrived, they certainly wasn't what I expected.

 

 

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2 hours ago, @owlstalk said:

 

This is one of the best investments you can make in football

Match worn shirts are extremely valuable items

 

I think giving Big Dave a one year contract would’ve been a very good investment, but, before I get shot down in flames, yes, I know there’s a separate thread on this topic !

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2 hours ago, @owlstalk said:

 

This is one of the best investments you can make in football

Match worn shirts are extremely valuable items

 

 

I used to buy and sell shirts for a living, very lucrative business, pity it dried up.

 

big daves leading the way at £225

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2 hours ago, @owlstalk said:

 

 

What I mean is that if you can get hold of one they're worth a packet as they increase in value as time goes by

 

You can make a fortune dealing in em

 

I've always wondered if that's true.  I've got Jack Hunt's match worn shirt from the Poppy appeal auction a few years ago, I'd be amazed if anyone offered me more than I paid for it though!

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Tried a couple of bids see how it goes something for grandkids

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Step 1 Buy a load of ladies knickers

Step 2 Buy a fish

Step 3 Buy a bag of flour

Step 4 Dab knickers gusset with fish and flour

Sell as used ladies underwear.

Step 5 Apply to Dragon’s Den for assistance in marketing to a world-wide audience

 

Can’t see any problems unless everyone gets COVID and loses their sense of smell.

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1 minute ago, theowlsman said:

Step 1 Buy a load of ladies knickers

Step 2 Buy a fish

Step 3 Buy a bag of flour

Step 4 Dab knickers gusset with fish and flour

Sell as used ladies underwear.

Step 5 Apply to Dragon’s Den for assistance in marketing to a world-wide audience

 

Can’t see any problems unless everyone gets COVID and loses their sense of smell.

With your obvious extensive knowledge on said subject, what type of fish does one recommend?

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1 minute ago, Bulgaria said:

With your obvious extensive knowledge on said subject, what type of fish does one recommend?

 

got to be Monkfish

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Just now, ZicoSterland2 said:

People fighting to get a Joey P matchworn. Bids at 7p.

It's more than doubled in the last few hours then.

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4 hours ago, Plonk said:

Where abouts do you buy worn panties? Asking for a friend. 

https://www.allthingsworn.com/?gclid=CjwKCAjw34n5BRA9EiwA2u9k3wbR7dLhOv1-ne8PooL0dRcZqdPW-__a0KsZLwOkWgllZvPEZ59f1hoCQaQQAvD_BwE yeah erm I asked my friend and he sent me this to send to you Monkmanface (be honest and admit you clicked it) lol

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4 hours ago, @owlstalk said:

This is one of the best investments you can make in football

Match worn shirts are extremely valuable items


Are we supposed to ignore the name of the player who wore the shirt, or the significance of the match it was worn in?

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2 hours ago, Bulgaria said:

With your obvious extensive knowledge on said subject, what type of fish does one recommend?

 

Usually a tin of sardines in brine does the trick. Once a month change to sardines in tomato sauce though.

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That's my pack up ....

Sardines in Tomato sauce ...

Or Pilchards or Tuna ....

 

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12 minutes ago, OWLERTON GHOST said:

That's my pack up ....

Sardines in Tomato sauce ...

Or Pilchards or Tuna ....

 

 

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3 minutes ago, Roscoe P. Coltrane said:

Scratch and sniff.

Yeah but I've found the crusty bits either get 

A) stuck in your nails 

or 

B) go up your nose 

:duntmatter:

or 

C) both

lol

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7 hours ago, @owlstalk said:

 

 

What I mean is that if you can get hold of one they're worth a packet as they increase in value as time goes by

 

You can make a fortune dealing in em


Yes, these rascals will be in big demand for years to come. 

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To be fair, the shirts this season are pretty unique when they have the sponsor on. Not too many knocking about. 
 

a previous auction this season I think Bannan and Forestieri went for £1000+ too rich for me. 
 

it’s all for a good cause, so each to their own. 
 

Plus it’s only kinky if you sniff it lol

 

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