royalowlisback Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 I once bought some pants, thinking they had an Ali G motif on them - they were advertised with 'Staines Massive' on them. When they arrived, they certainly wasn't what I expected. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kew Owl Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 2 hours ago, @owlstalk said: This is one of the best investments you can make in football Match worn shirts are extremely valuable items I think giving Big Dave a one year contract would’ve been a very good investment, but, before I get shot down in flames, yes, I know there’s a separate thread on this topic ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt68owls Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 2 hours ago, @owlstalk said: This is one of the best investments you can make in football Match worn shirts are extremely valuable items I used to buy and sell shirts for a living, very lucrative business, pity it dried up. big daves leading the way at £225 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattitheowl Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 2 hours ago, @owlstalk said: What I mean is that if you can get hold of one they're worth a packet as they increase in value as time goes by You can make a fortune dealing in em I've always wondered if that's true. I've got Jack Hunt's match worn shirt from the Poppy appeal auction a few years ago, I'd be amazed if anyone offered me more than I paid for it though! Just not bothered... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladeshater Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Tried a couple of bids see how it goes something for grandkids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Step 1 Buy a load of ladies knickers Step 2 Buy a fish Step 3 Buy a bag of flour Step 4 Dab knickers gusset with fish and flour Sell as used ladies underwear. Step 5 Apply to Dragon’s Den for assistance in marketing to a world-wide audience Can’t see any problems unless everyone gets COVID and loses their sense of smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bulgaria Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 1 minute ago, theowlsman said: Step 1 Buy a load of ladies knickers Step 2 Buy a fish Step 3 Buy a bag of flour Step 4 Dab knickers gusset with fish and flour Sell as used ladies underwear. Step 5 Apply to Dragon’s Den for assistance in marketing to a world-wide audience Can’t see any problems unless everyone gets COVID and loses their sense of smell. With your obvious extensive knowledge on said subject, what type of fish does one recommend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt68owls Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Bulgaria said: With your obvious extensive knowledge on said subject, what type of fish does one recommend? got to be Monkfish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZicoSterland2 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 People fighting to get a Joey P matchworn. Bids at 7p. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royalowlisback Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Just now, ZicoSterland2 said: People fighting to get a Joey P matchworn. Bids at 7p. It's more than doubled in the last few hours then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s73owl Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 (edited) 4 hours ago, Plonk said: Where abouts do you buy worn panties? Asking for a friend. https://www.allthingsworn.com/?gclid=CjwKCAjw34n5BRA9EiwA2u9k3wbR7dLhOv1-ne8PooL0dRcZqdPW-__a0KsZLwOkWgllZvPEZ59f1hoCQaQQAvD_BwE yeah erm I asked my friend and he sent me this to send to you (be honest and admit you clicked it) Edited July 30, 2020 by s73owl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobness Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 4 hours ago, @owlstalk said: This is one of the best investments you can make in football Match worn shirts are extremely valuable items Are we supposed to ignore the name of the player who wore the shirt, or the significance of the match it was worn in? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Bulgaria said: With your obvious extensive knowledge on said subject, what type of fish does one recommend? Usually a tin of sardines in brine does the trick. Once a month change to sardines in tomato sauce though. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 That's my pack up .... Sardines in Tomato sauce ... Or Pilchards or Tuna .... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 2 hours ago, s73owl said: https://www.allthingsworn.com/?gclid=CjwKCAjw34n5BRA9EiwA2u9k3wbR7dLhOv1-ne8PooL0dRcZqdPW-__a0KsZLwOkWgllZvPEZ59f1hoCQaQQAvD_BwE yeah erm I asked my friend and he sent me this to send to you (be honest and admit you clicked it) Scratch and sniff. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s73owl Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 12 minutes ago, OWLERTON GHOST said: That's my pack up .... Sardines in Tomato sauce ... Or Pilchards or Tuna .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s73owl Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Roscoe P. Coltrane said: Scratch and sniff. Yeah but I've found the crusty bits either get A) stuck in your nails or B) go up your nose or C) both Edited July 30, 2020 by s73owl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heppers Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 7 hours ago, @owlstalk said: What I mean is that if you can get hold of one they're worth a packet as they increase in value as time goes by You can make a fortune dealing in em Yes, these rascals will be in big demand for years to come. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggy Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 To be fair, the shirts this season are pretty unique when they have the sponsor on. Not too many knocking about. a previous auction this season I think Bannan and Forestieri went for £1000+ too rich for me. it’s all for a good cause, so each to their own. Plus it’s only kinky if you sniff it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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