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Let’s play a game - what do you think is going to happen before the end of the season - top 3 answers only.

 

1. Wickham injured - Nuhui leading line to keep us up, scores 3 in 5

2. Following Wednesdays fine and 0 point deduction - DC issues rallying cry to all fans that next year we will go for it 

3. New takeover rumour 

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1. Rumour of an announcement from the EFL hearing at 4:45 on Wednesday, started by Mrs Miggins at number 36 who is reyt ITK. EFL thread hits 300 pages.

2. Rumour proven to be absolute bullcr@p, leading to another rumour that there will be an announcement on Friday at 4:55.  EFL thread hits 500 pages.

3. We don’t ever actually find out the result of the hearing.

 

 

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6 minutes ago, dykwim said:

1) 9 point penalty

2) not win another game all season

3) Neil to buy some new any shoes 

 

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1. SAG find another way to keep themselves relevant while the fans are away

2. Bannan gets depressed with no Fletcher to play FIFA with

3. Someone will nick a golden Elephant and our luck will start to improve.

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1. No point deduction... plea bargained a public flogging and time in the stocks for Chansiri... (tomatoes provided)...
2. Chansiri announces that programs will be going up... New price 3 Pounds 2 shillings and 6 and a half pence.... (try yelling that  Mr "Programs 3 Quid")...

3. Owls will set a new record for corners... no goals but lots of corners...where  we get to see Bannan raise 2 hands over his head, put 2 hands on top of his head, raise right hand while moving his fingers together... and nobody asks what the hell it all means......

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1. We win our next two matches and go 12 points clear of the bottom three

 

2. 12-point deduction announced next week.

 

3. Send in an appeal which drags out all year and ultimately take it to The Hague, by which time we're mid-table in League 1.

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1. Gary Monk makes a substitution that works in our favour.

 

2. Liam Palmer crosses to a Wednesday player.

 

3. Tom Lees is seen in public.

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1. Garry Monk does an interview where he doesn’t repeat the same thing over and over again

2. Jordan Rhodes scores a solitary goal and Chansiri gives him a 12 year contract even though Garry Monk had lined up a buyer. Rhodes negotiates a “thumbs up” bonus in place of a goal-scoring bonus

3. SAG impose a maximum limit of one person per stand for when crowds return to Hillsborough 

 

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1 hour ago, Sticky Micky said:

1) Reach tackles someone

2)Bannan takes a good freekick

3)joey scores a hattrick against Middlesbrough 

 

 

 

 

 

You’re just being stupid now

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4 hours ago, Sticky Micky said:

1) Reach tackles someone

2)Bannan takes a good freekick

3)joey scores a hattrick against Middlesbrough 

 

 

 

 

 

now you're just being silly

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3 hours ago, shandypants said:

1. Garry Monk does an interview where he doesn’t repeat the same thing over and over again

2. Jordan Rhodes scores a solitary goal and Chansiri gives him a 12 year contract even though Garry Monk had lined up a buyer. Rhodes negotiates a “thumbs up” bonus in place of a goal-scoring bonus

3. SAG impose a maximum limit of one person per stand for when crowds return to Hillsborough 

 

And I end up being unlucky enough to be nominated as the one person on the Kop

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Hopefully and God willing, a vaccine is found for this Coronavirus, and we get back to some sort of normality.

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9 hours ago, pazowl55 said:

Pelupessy wins player of the year.

Didn't this happen at a club where fans voted for the player that never played as player of the year ? 

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1. Wednesday are hit with a huge fine and Chansiri decides to increase ticket prices as we are all in this together and need to help out financially.

2. We sack Monk at the end of the season and hire some guy no-one has ever heard of from the Guatemalan 2nd division.

3. Gibson decides he should run the EFL and relegate Wednesday. 

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1 hour ago, matt68owls said:

1. Wednesday are hit with a huge fine and Chansiri decides to increase ticket prices as we are all in this together and need to help out financially.

2. We sack Monk at the end of the season and hire some guy no-one has ever heard of from the Guatemalan 2nd division.

3. Gibson decides he should run the EFL and relegate Wednesday. 

First 2 are more than plausable

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