Popular Post Lord Snooty Posted June 27, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 27, 2020 “Any particular reason you've lowered the Portcullis,Sir?” “Absolutely there is, Stubbs absolutely there is. The pigs have been losing since football lockdown was eased and the game restarted” “And what does that have to do with us, Sir” “I’ll tell you what it has to do with us, Stubbs. Everything! For when the pigs lose and their simple minds start wandering they always happen back across their favourite talking point” “And what's that, Sir?” “Sheffield Wednesday, Stubbs. Sheffield Wednesday. Always has been and always will be. We’ve been absolutely awash with them of late. Of course it’s all very predictable” “So why the issue. You know they walk among us. They’re branded are they not?” “Well here’s the thing, Stubbs. No they are not. Once they were of course, in the good old days. When we marked the riff-raff. But no longer. The furnaces have been cooled and the neggin’ irons sit idle on the workbench.” “You mean they are walking about the place with carte blanche to post what they like with no fear of marking. No fear of being highlighted”? “Indeed Stubbs, indeed. It’ll lead to disaster. Unmitigated disaster. For not all our support are armed with the spotting skills. Many just take things at face value and believe that all on here are fellow Owls.” “Still..” “No Stubbs! No! IT’s this weakening of values. The breaking of the borders than leads us to the precipice. For these Trolls aren’t something that sit at the other side of the gate to be mocked. They have been invited in. And it is here under our very noses that they do their damage. Encouraging the quiet malcontents. Stirring the pot. Whispering in the pubs. “ “The pubs are still closed” “The virtual pubs, the virtual pubs. Heavens man, just go with it. Whispering. Dropping negative vibes in like the fisherman casts bait. A bad result at Bristol tomorrow and they’ll not have to do any trolling. The more rabid amongst the support will do it for them having been stirred to a veritable frenzy. Some of them are stirring now. They're out there now. And us sat here doing nothing “ “So they can’t be marked at all?” “No. All part of the new and encompassing be kind to others and what not” “But Pigs ,Sir..” “I know. I know, Stubbs. You don’t need to tell me. It’s the Governor he’s gone soft. Avatar rights or some such I shouldn’t wonder. But the end result is the pigs can no longer be scarred with the sign of the red arrow.” “But they can be banned surely” “Banned? Banned? They are being invited in! Hundreds of them and we sit here limp like Elphinstone's army in Kabul about to take it right up the ricker without so much as a wimper. Then the turncoats…” “Perhaps a mutiny, Sir? Take command yourself.” “How can I. The money is secured in donations. The mods won’t overpower him. They know which side their bread is buttered.” “Then what can we do, Sir” “We can do nothing, Stubbs, but hope that the Wednesday win. And if they don’t, brace ourselves for the Storm” “Crikey. And I thought the worst thing this week was the three F’s not signing their new deals.” “pet shop them right off, stubbs. We’ve bigger things to worry about. Now fetch the brandy and the rifle” Bristol City - V- Wednesday Ashton Gate Kick off: 12:00 Jun 28, 2020 ------------------------------------------------------- Wildsmith Iorfa Lees Borner Murphy Luongo Lee Bannan Reach Wickham Rhodes 19 6 5 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morepork Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 (edited) Thanks Snoots. Been hanging around on here this morning waiting for this to land. If we can follow up the performance levels of the Forest game we can get something out of this match. Take the game to them, get the crowd on their backs. C'mon Wednesday!!! Edited June 27, 2020 by Morepork 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slinger208b Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 3 minutes ago, Morepork said: Thanks Snoots. Been hanging around on here this morning waiting for this to land. If we can follow up the performance levels of the Forest game we can get something out of this match. Take the game to them, get the crowd on their backs. C'mon Wednesday!!! Stalker... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
full fathom five Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Can't see anything other than a Bristol City win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morepork Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 1 minute ago, slinger208b said: Stalker... I figure its better here than outside schools..... 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morepork Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, full fathom five said: Can't see anything other than a Bristol City win. You'd be a rock in the trenches..... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
full fathom five Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Just now, Morepork said: You'd be a rock in the trenches..... Just being honest and realistic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Lord Snooty Posted June 27, 2020 Author Popular Post Share Posted June 27, 2020 4 minutes ago, full fathom five said: Can't see anything other than a Bristol City win. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slinger208b Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 12 minutes ago, Morepork said: You'd be a rock in the trenches..... Damned autocorrect... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewswfc Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 Cheered me up that Snoots.. Not had a good night, hit the scratcher about half 9 To get a decent night's kip after the horrendous kipping weather of last week only to be kept up by some tw@t 2doors on from me playing "I'd like to move it move it" full whack we all their windows wide open. Stood it till gone midnight but then went round and gave em a round of fűčks.... Int wide awake club now 1-2 to the super owls tomorrow.... No sorry today UTO 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted June 28, 2020 Author Share Posted June 28, 2020 4 minutes ago, Drewswfc said: .. Not had a good night, hit the scratcher about half 9 Did she hit you back?... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 Can't fathom out full five. We have huge advantages. The weight of expectation has been lifted. We are away from home. We don't have any fans. We have the same number of two legged animals, as do they. We won't have Fullfathomfive sat there in the trenches with us. Come on Wednesday give it all you've got ! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Morepork Posted June 28, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 28, 2020 1 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ronson Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 That was a great read Lord Snooty, thanks a million. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gresh Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 Not a bad showing last week so hopefully we can build on that and carve out a hard earned win. Also live on TV in Australia tonight so can't wait to see us in action. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommo_ Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 3-0 wednesday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maxine Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 Hope I'm wrong obviously but I can only see us loosing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trumbullowl Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, Oh what fun it is to see the Wednesday win away. We are the famous, the famous Wednesday. Up the Owls. 2-0 win. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakewell Owl Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 think the shake up this week, will have put some steel into the ones that are still with us, cant see us losing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerson Thome Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 16 minutes ago, Maxine said: Hope I'm wrong obviously but I can only see us loosing. ...loosening up at the back but smashing 4 at the other end. 3-4 to the Wednesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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