Rev Owl Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 If you think about it, growing a beard is easy. Not growing a beard is where all the effort comes in. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Tight Arse Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 The new white Kosovan Usain Bolt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4MinsOfTimeAddedOn Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 4 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shetland Owl Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 Dave 100% Owl 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedwig Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 3 hours ago, @owlstalk said: Man has beard Those without/who can't grow beards mock man with beard In 2020 I refer to mine as the "can't be ar5ed" look... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weshallovercome Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 4 hours ago, S36 OWL said: Only Hipsters have beards in this day and age. A big no no. I grew one during the lock down, shaved it off because it doesn't half itch......and scratches against the pillow in bed(I'm a sensitive soul). Shaved it off, looked in the mirror and saw my mother.......grown it again, sod the itching. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelerian Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 If it wasnt for the big daft smile Id say he looks ill. The weight off should help him be a little more mobile, but until someone takes the time to teach the guy how to run properly he will always look like's he is trudging through tar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 Loving this 'looks ill' stuff I thought I'd seen and read it all in my time but this latest one is an all time classic 2 Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatter Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 Looks rather sinister with the weight off. All designed to scare defenders, give himself a big finish to his time here and win himself a new contract somewhere else. The next Bond villain perhaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handworth52 Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 7 hours ago, Rev Owl said: If you think about it, growing a beard is easy. Not growing a beard is where all the effort comes in. too true ,beards are for lazy scruffs ,can you imagine how many millions of bacteria a full on beard carries? full of sweat . nowt wrong in a razor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shandypants Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 I’d extend his contract for another year. He’s not the best player in the club but he’s Seems willing to stay with us and he’s better than Rhodes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 4 hours ago, Weshallovercome said: I grew one during the lock down, shaved it off because it doesn't half itch......and scratches against the pillow in bed(I'm a sensitive soul). Shaved it off, looked in the mirror and saw my mother.......grown it again, sod the itching. What about your boobs though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitcat Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 He can now run the 100m in 8 seconds. Expect a goal feast. Xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wednesday_Jack Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 He tries, he runs...he’s shybo!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcmigo Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 Title of thread spells his name wrong Posters calling him Dave despite him saying he doesn't like it as a proud Kosovan muslim. usual rubbish about his playing ability. Close and delete thread. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggoisgod Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 We need him for league 1 next season Promotion hero Adthe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weshallovercome Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 3 hours ago, theowlsman said: What about your boobs though? They're coming along nicely, Simon......talking of fishing, I bought a license 3 weeks ago for the first time since that match and some new line, the canal's 300m down the road and I still haven't been. I was committed to rekindling my youth after spotting they were remaking the 60's Voblex lures, which I bought 3 years ago... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Owl Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 4 hours ago, handworth52 said: too true ,beards are for lazy scruffs ,can you imagine how many millions of bacteria a full on beard carries? full of sweat . nowt wrong in a razor. Yes. But you try telling young people that. Beatniks tut tut tut... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flat Owl Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 Looks like he did when he first arrived and scored away at QPR... He’s piled on the weight ever since and got slower and slower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maxine Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 Still No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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