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Cardboard cutouts of you at Hillsborough

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How many times do I have to tell you, that's the wrong DC!

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Only if I can have one with me sticking the rods up, with a speech bubble shouting "get Beswetherick on" lol

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8 hours ago, WatfordOwl said:

If clubs got really clever with this, they could have them all attached to a piece of wood, with someone moving them up and down to look like it's a real crowd.

 

You could go 1 step further with the announcement system occasionally blurting out 'siddarn' just for good effect. 

 

Perhaps even have realistic smells to go with it, the phantom Kop trumper could contribute, and cause a few of the cutouts paint to peel when released. 


You’ve got way too much time on your hands mate.

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Absolutely not. I am vehemently opposed to behind closed doors games, so I will not contribute one single penny to facilitate this farce. 

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15 minutes ago, Loxley Owl said:

Absolutely not. I am vehemently opposed to behind closed doors games, so I will not contribute one single penny to facilitate this farce. 


Put you down as a maybe? :ph34r:

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I'd  just settle for less of those on the pitch looking like cardboard cutouts. 

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Apparently DC has bought 30k of these 

 

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Will banning orders still apply?

 

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Sag will still want part cordoned off penistone shut for half the day , leppings Lane manned by coppers from Wales as all leave will be cancelled and this is syp too to so they will demand nine feet between cut outs in line with requirements plus a bit of safety added on :ghoulguy:

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Not keen on this idea.

We are told that Hillsborough is one of the most difficult stadiums for home players when things aren't going well. The lack of a crowd is our passport to better results over the outstanding 5 home games this season.

Even a few stern looks from cardboard cutouts could give our players an excuse. 

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Never gonna happen, SAG would rule all that cardboard as a fire hazard

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1 hour ago, hirstyboywonder said:

Not keen on this idea.

We are told that Hillsborough is one of the most difficult stadiums for home players when things aren't going well. The lack of a crowd is our passport to better results over the outstanding 5 home games this season.

Even a few stern looks from cardboard cutouts could give our players an excuse. 

You just know if Abdi was still here he'd then be out for 5 months with a paper cut as well. 

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No

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They had one for a crowd control steward once. He was useless. Told me he wasn’t cut out for the job.

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2 hours ago, marconi said:

They had one for a crowd control steward once. He was useless. Told me he wasn’t cut out for the job.

 

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They could place one of Tango stood at the front of the Kop facing the other cardboard cut outs for 80 minutes before removing it and then banning it.

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On 30/05/2020 at 19:10, WatfordOwl said:

Would you pay to have one? 

 

 

 

No

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