helmut_rooster Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 Only if I can have one with me sticking the rods up, with a speech bubble shouting "get Beswetherick on" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmowl Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 8 hours ago, WatfordOwl said: If clubs got really clever with this, they could have them all attached to a piece of wood, with someone moving them up and down to look like it's a real crowd. You could go 1 step further with the announcement system occasionally blurting out 'siddarn' just for good effect. Perhaps even have realistic smells to go with it, the phantom Kop trumper could contribute, and cause a few of the cutouts paint to peel when released. You’ve got way too much time on your hands mate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loxley Owl Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Absolutely not. I am vehemently opposed to behind closed doors games, so I will not contribute one single penny to facilitate this farce. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The only way is S6 Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 15 minutes ago, Loxley Owl said: Absolutely not. I am vehemently opposed to behind closed doors games, so I will not contribute one single penny to facilitate this farce. Put you down as a maybe? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage owl Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 I'd just settle for less of those on the pitch looking like cardboard cutouts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owls_fan_since_1983 Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Programmes 3 pounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Apparently DC has bought 30k of these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick_Turpin Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Will banning orders still apply? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cross owl Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Sag will still want part cordoned off penistone shut for half the day , leppings Lane manned by coppers from Wales as all leave will be cancelled and this is syp too to so they will demand nine feet between cut outs in line with requirements plus a bit of safety added on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Not keen on this idea. We are told that Hillsborough is one of the most difficult stadiums for home players when things aren't going well. The lack of a crowd is our passport to better results over the outstanding 5 home games this season. Even a few stern looks from cardboard cutouts could give our players an excuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystic Neg Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Never gonna happen, SAG would rule all that cardboard as a fire hazard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WatfordOwl Posted May 31, 2020 Author Share Posted May 31, 2020 1 hour ago, hirstyboywonder said: Not keen on this idea. We are told that Hillsborough is one of the most difficult stadiums for home players when things aren't going well. The lack of a crowd is our passport to better results over the outstanding 5 home games this season. Even a few stern looks from cardboard cutouts could give our players an excuse. You just know if Abdi was still here he'd then be out for 5 months with a paper cut as well. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sham67 Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marconi Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 They had one for a crowd control steward once. He was useless. Told me he wasn’t cut out for the job. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 2 hours ago, marconi said: They had one for a crowd control steward once. He was useless. Told me he wasn’t cut out for the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mildatheart67 Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Australia’s NRL fan cardboard cut-out scheme turns sour after use of Hitler and mass murderer Harold Shipman https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/jun/01/australia-nrl-fan-in-the-stand-cardboard-cutouts--hitler--mass-murderer-harold-shipman?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Copy_to_clipboard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andytrig Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 They could place one of Tango stood at the front of the Kop facing the other cardboard cut outs for 80 minutes before removing it and then banning it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PortlandOwl Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 On 30/05/2020 at 19:10, WatfordOwl said: Would you pay to have one? No 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 The North Stand pointers would pay big bucks for this one (even though he's not pointing) Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Claw Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 Which catergary game would be the £25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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