mcmigo Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 Lots of managers who have disgracefully turned down this great club in the past, now they must all be regretting not signing up to manage the massive and, I have no doubt, cry themselves to sleep at night due to the stupidity of their decision making. To save us a few quid, lets furlough the wretched Monk on 2.5k a month and lets get a reality TV show up and running ' Putting it Right - Right Here, Right Now on the RIght and other parts of the pitch' , and get those who foolishly knocked us back before and are now stuck at small amateur clubs or having their bums wiped in council nursing homes to compete to become our manager. So my list: Phillippe Troussier Gerard Houllier Walter Smith Paul Lambert Anthony Pulis Billy Dearden The Cowley triplets Bryan Robson Chris Hughton Neil Warnock The participants will have a range of challenges over the series - from trying to teach Da Cruz to play football, to showing sufficient passion in post match interviews so north standers clap more. The winner gets a 2 year contract, a Bullen or equivalent tracksuited grumbler to help, their choice of players from a list of 6 random frees from the C leagues of Portugal and Albania, and a wildcard that allows them to ban 3 players a season for being moles, disrupters or bad eggs. Quite a prize. If we get enough posts supporting, I'll get this over to the TV production companies but do feel free to suggest changes to make it even more compelling, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexpistol Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 I’m not sure all those have turned us down, but I’d take Warnock in a heartbeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hasthagotanycheese Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 What was the lad from Swindon that was being touted when Cluelost got the job, whats he doing now? A paper round probably Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hasthagotanycheese Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 29 minutes ago, mcmigo said: Lots of managers who have disgracefully turned down this great club in the past, now they must all be regretting not signing up to manage the massive and, I have no doubt, cry themselves to sleep at night due to the stupidity of their decision making. To save us a few quid, lets furlough the wretched Monk on 2.5k a month and lets get a reality TV show up and running ' Putting it Right - Right Here, Right Now on the RIght and other parts of the pitch' , and get those who foolishly knocked us back before and are now stuck at small amateur clubs or having their bums wiped in council nursing homes to compete to become our manager. So my list: Phillippe Troussier Gerard Houllier Walter Smith Paul Lambert Anthony Pulis Billy Dearden The Cowley triplets Bryan Robson Chris Hughton Neil Warnock The participants will have a range of challenges over the series - from trying to teach Da Cruz to play football, to showing sufficient passion in post match interviews so north standers clap more. The winner gets a 2 year contract, a Bullen or equivalent tracksuited grumbler to help, their choice of players from a list of 6 random frees from the C leagues of Portugal and Albania, and a wildcard that allows them to ban 3 players a season for being moles, disrupters or bad eggs. Quite a prize. If we get enough posts supporting, I'll get this over to the TV production companies but do feel free to suggest changes to make it even more compelling, Only problem with this is that none of these are ginger and are called Gary Megson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Claw Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 12 minutes ago, hasthagotanycheese said: Only problem with this is that none of these are ginger and are called Gary Megson No gary no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miffed Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 What about Peter Reid and his ‘right club, wrong time’ comment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelcityowlsfan Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 Didn’t David Moyes turn us down too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynnb Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 Steve ? Cooper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robowl4life Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 None of them lot. If I had to pick from that list, Chris Hughton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hasthagotanycheese Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 12 minutes ago, glynnb said: Steve ? Cooper Mark Cooper, son of Terry.....gone on to an absolute stellar managerial career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynnb Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 15 hours ago, hasthagotanycheese said: Mark Cooper, son of Terry.....gone on to an absolute stellar managerial career. Would give you a Thanks but no option to atm. So stellar I couldn't remember his first name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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