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Harkness ,  always remember that goal at Hillsborough against Birmingham 

 

Shi5te on the whole though 

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OK, I'll name him Kicky Di Ballio.

 

His favourite movie is Die Hard 2 and his hobbies include snowboarding, visiting heritage sites and listening to acid jazz.

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Just now, areNOTwhatTHEYseem said:

... and listening to acid jazz.

 

Niiiiiiiice.

 

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Posted (edited)

Isn’t that the god Morrison

Edited by Mr. Chow

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Part of a dreadful team. The shirt was good one though.

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Now a chimney sweep in Dunstable. Married with 7 children. All boys. A wife called Pam who used to pose topless in the 80s for mucky calenders. I believe she still has a hairy muff. Nicknamed Stevo after his grandad Terry. His pênis is roughly 4.8 inches fully loaded. He likes cats and his favourite food is quiche.

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36 minutes ago, @owlstalk said:

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Steven Rumbulus Harkness.

 

Created out of clay and meat and fur by a wizard. Made 11 appearances for the mighty Owls, every single one bizarrely against the Republic of Ireland. And all resulting in draws. Has the honour of being the only Wednesday player to have his shirt directly applied to his body, the hallowed blue n' white stripes being tattood onto his loose, flapping skin by the ghost of Patrick Blondeau. The Chupa Chups logo and club badge were drawn on later in lipstick.

 

After being bitten by a rabid Danny Sonner in training he retired from the game and the pair now live together in a small flat above Thomas the Bakers in central York, eating misshapen flapjacks from the bins and selling neoprene Scott Oakes masks online. 

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25 minutes ago, Bearwood Owl1 said:

Part of a dreadful team. The shirt was good one though.

 

Sponsor sucked 

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15 minutes ago, US_Owl said:

 

Steven Rumbulus Harkness.

 

Created out of clay and meat and fur by a wizard. Made 11 appearances for the mighty Owls, every single one bizarrely against the Republic of Ireland. And all resulting in draws. Has the honour of being the only Wednesday player to have his shirt directly applied to his body, the hallowed blue n' white stripes being tattood onto his loose, flapping skin by the ghost of Patrick Blondeau. The Chupa Chups logo and club badge were drawn on later in lipstick.

 

After being bitten by a rabid Danny Sonner in training he retired from the game and the pair now live together in a small flat above Thomas the Bakers in central York, eating misshapen flapjacks from the bins and selling neoprene Scott Oakes masks online. 

 

 

:tango::tango::tango:

 


We have a winner

 

lol

 


 


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1 hour ago, @owlstalk said:

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Juan Cobian.

 

After a long and illustrious career at SWFC, he moved back to Argentina and bought a vineyard with his identical twin brother Amal. Over the years, they've produced some of the world's finest white wines. I don't have a picture of them both but if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal. 

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On 22/03/2020 at 23:35, roaminowl said:

 

Juan Cobian.

 

After a long and illustrious career at SWFC, he moved back to Argentina and bought a vineyard with his identical twin brother Amal. Over the years, they've produced some of the world's finest white wines. I don't have a picture of them both but if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal. 

Fvvcking get in! You absolute beauty!!!

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