Popular Post Lord Snooty Posted March 17, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 17, 2020 Another day another day or boredom. But we must keep our peckers up people. Keep your peckers up. Not right up of course. We don't want a baby boom when we come out of this on the other side. Perhaps they these shops should be bringing special deals. Like Meal deals, but on a more practical level. Buy 4 packs of toilet roll and you have to buy 40 rubber johnnies. Because that's the real fear with all this malarky isn't it. The feckless will be out there breeding during their isolation. So anyway. Keep washing your hands. Keep smiling. Don't shag without protection - "No glove-No love". Keep an eye out for each other and use this time to be productive. You bog-paper thieving fiends! Right. I'm away back down into the bunker. Good evening to you. 2 1 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daleblue Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 STOP DRINKING. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted March 17, 2020 Author Share Posted March 17, 2020 PS- Do you think we'd have got a result? A tight game I think. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robowl4life Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 40 rubber johnnies?? Are you having a posh w.ank. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brommers Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Just now, Lord Snooty said: PS- Do you think we'd have got a result? A tight game I think. Think we'd have smashed them. Just needed to put word out we weren't washing hands and they wouldn't have gone near us. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Toothless with one up top and lumping it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Night-Owl Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted March 17, 2020 Author Share Posted March 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, daleblue said: STOP DRINKING. Not a chance Corky! It's the only thing keeping me going. I've become rather partial to these new drinks. Really zingy, bit of a grim after-taste though, like one of those rubbish modern ales "crafted" by bearded goons who know nothing about beer. However, with a lemon tonic they're really rather refreshing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daleblue Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Mine's Lacura by Aldi. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 12 minutes ago, daleblue said: Mine's Lacura by Aldi. Should have got the big bottle.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daleblue Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Just now, Costello 77 said: Should have got the big bottle.. All they had left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owls_fan_since_1983 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Stay safe people, and remember to wash your hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, daleblue said: All they had left. Stocks will be released over the coming weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Owl Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Excellent matchday thread Snoots. A tough one this heart says.... O hang on I gave that away in a fit of depressed pique... Nothing seems to matter now. Off to wash my hands, Pontius Pilate style. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Rev Owl said: Excellent matchday thread Snoots. A tough one this heart says.... O hang on I gave that away in a fit of depressed pique... Nothing seems to matter now. Off to wash my hands, Pontius Pilate style. Any chance you could do a bit of Pastoral care on here.. I think that even the Godless would appreciate it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Owl Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 8 minutes ago, Costello 77 said: Any chance you could do a bit of Pastoral care on here.. I think that even the Godless would appreciate it.. Yep no problem. What were you thinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChapSmurf Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 20 minutes ago, Costello 77 said: Stocks will be released over the coming weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted March 17, 2020 Author Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 hour ago, TINKERBELL said: City 1 owls 0 FFS Monk out At times like these keeping routine is important! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted March 17, 2020 Author Share Posted March 17, 2020 For those struggling to find any throne paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morepork Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 5 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said: For those struggling to find any throne paper Not one to brag but my electric version is far superior, my "after" face is much happier!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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