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I'm pretty sure our coaching staff have already covered Egypt as our only Defensive tactic is part like the red sea. 

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2 hours ago, theowlsman said:

Sphynx better of making another crap pun.

Stop it FFS :duntmatter:

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1 hour ago, glynnb said:

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They could teach our lot how to kick with both feet.

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In all fairness though, we have signed a good number of crocs over the last few years. FFS :duntmatter:

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1 hour ago, glynnb said:

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Bannan and Reach on the bench then? 

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The only place for the scout to eat was Pizza Tut.

 

He did find some Pharaoh Rocheo though.

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I know we like older players but is digging them up really the way for the club to build for the future.

 

At least the bandages will be useful for the squad lol

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2 hours ago, theowlsman said:

 

We’ll sign this man.

 

Mo Salad

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Here he is just a week into our famous British breakfast fry up diet!


The impressive results of his hair transplant is also causing a bit of a bust up in the dressing room.

 

Image result for fat man soccer

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59 minutes ago, dumboldowl said:

 

They could teach our lot how to kick with both feet.

to me  to you , to me to you lol 

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He's a reyt player, Jazz from Cairo Jax

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Could look for some back room staff too. Could do with a good Cairopractor. 

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This thread is descending into total Cheops!

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I heard Rotherham Owls have upgraded their coach. The new one is more pharaoh-dynamic :laugh:

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The writing’s on the wall...

and I can hear the chants of Khamun Wednesday Khamun Wednesday!

 

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18 hours ago, mogbad said:

Tut Tut, some of the jokes on here.

And we have a winner  :laugh:

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Just when I thought things couldn't go more sideways...

 

 

May have just spilled my coffee thanks to you all, but I'll gladly see this one get 100 pages lol

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5 minutes ago, N0rtherner said:

 

 

May have just spilled my coffee thanks to you all, but I'll gladly see this one get 100 pages lol

Spilled your coffee?? I’ve just choked on my Pharaoh Rocher!! 

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2 hours ago, fatzooma said:

 

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creative way to get around the swear filter. nicely done. 

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That's our scouts ending up on liveleak with some beardy fellas and bluntish knives then.

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