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What's with the hand singles, gestures for our corners?

Hands on head , left hand raised, both hands raised, bouncing the ball etc.

Why do we do this as some sort of signal yet every single one of our corners goes near post inside the six yard box?

Gillette advert springs to mind.

 

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5 minutes ago, Ellis Rimmer said:

Sky saying we were most effective from corners in the championship was the surprise of my life

Are you sure they didn't say defective?

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7 minutes ago, Ellis Rimmer said:

Sky saying we were most effective from corners in the championship was the surprise of my life

 

It's amazing how perception overcomes reality.  I'd been under the impression our corners were terrible.

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1 minute ago, Sham67 said:

 

It's amazing how perception overcomes reality.  I'd been under the impression our corners were terrible.

 

2 goals from corners in half a game against Stoke bump up the figures - but nobody remembers them because they were overshadowed by that shambolic finish to the game. 

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13 minutes ago, Bulgaria said:

Are you sure they didn't say defective?

That made me laugh more than it should.

 

We've improved our corners but they were dreadful before. Now it seems like we have a variety of options even if the technique is a bit awry.

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35 minutes ago, OwlofOliveGrove said:

The only thing I can decipher is that if the taker puts his hands on his head the corner is going nowhere near the box, most likely out of play.

I've come to this assumption-

 

Two hands on the head means = no feckin idea where this could end up. 

 

One hand in the air= It'll probably not beat the pipsqueak on the front post. 

 

Both hands in the air= I'm going to feckin whack it to the opposite corner flag as high as I possibly can. 

 

Bouncing the ball = feck me I'm bored as poo . 

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