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6 minutes ago, MaliceInBlunderland said:

Friggin in the riggin

Friggin in the riggin

Friggin in the riggin cos there's fk all we can do

Botchin' up the yachtin'

failin' with the sailin'

shall we all start bailin'?

there is f.ook all else to do

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HMS got a big friggin' hole in the bottom. Leaking blood & pîss everywhere. 

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4 minutes ago, wilyfox said:

HMS got a big friggin' hole in the bottom. Leaking blood & pîss everywhere. 

Crikey Wily...bit graphic.... lol

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38 minutes ago, asteener1867 said:

HMS P *ss the leagues sailed several times

Salty an' sweaty, all covered in brine

Yet still every year Owls fans hope for the best

Now its returned as the Marie Celeste

 

Stormtossed and battered it limps in port

barnacles clingin' and going to court

when the DCaptain took over,

just who would have thought??

 

This state of the art ship, this nautical power

could probably just  limp on at 3 knots an hour

and would flop and would flounder and look so forlorn

making Graves boating lake look like rounding Cape Horn

 

We had Carlos the Captain, Magellan we thought

Swashbuckling Portuguese manager bought

Davy Jones locker , we thought in the past

but sadly and badly , he failed at the last

 

The sails they are ripped and the riggin' is rent

on Rum, Rhodes an' Abdi, the crew..overspent

EFL icebergs are spied from the port

High seas, high wages..an' maybe high court

 

"Yo ho" an' "Hi ho" a bottle of rum

Will DC finish what he has begun?

or was it all boll x, a whim an' a wish

and will HMS  P*ss the league...catch Tuna fish?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

been in dry dock for years lol 

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Rudderless she sails

in the EFLy wind

Feeling hopeless they dream of mighty packages

A footballers treasure in Yorkshire

While the chairman pees 'gainst the wind

A happy family once more

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Apparently you get one of these free with the 10 year season ticket 

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5 hours ago, wilyfox said:

HMS got a big friggin' hole in the bottom. Leaking blood & pîss everywhere. 

the imagery is astounding...

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