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17 minutes ago, sonofbert2 said:

I have just got knocked back from the most lovely Polish lass ever but this mad thread title has saved me from killing myself...

 

Thanks!

 

Whats her number? 

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40 minutes ago, asteener1867 said:

Yea...Heres f.ookin' Linford Christie........

 

Image result for fat backside

 

 

If I had that comin at me feckin Usain Bolt wouldn't catch me, FFS WTF:  Away from it before ye all ask, lol 

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7 minutes ago, Inspector Lestrade said:

 

Whats her number? 

 

She is super nice but def had her nose bust from her current partner.....Do I really need this?

 

YES - LIKE WEDNESDAY NEED FLETCHER!!

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1 hour ago, Costello 77 said:

Rhodes.. like Harris have both got large arses which is where your running power comes from..so why is one slow and the other one rapid?

 

 

Costy me owld buddy, I'm in me car dashin to yer rescue mate. FFS  :bullen:

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2 hours ago, Inspector Lestrade said:

We've reached a new low 

 

Not even close mate . lol

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2 minutes ago, S36 OWL said:

 

Not even close mate . lol

 

 

Shouldn't you be in Greno Woods at this time of night, FFS :image:

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1 minute ago, OhForAnotherShez said:

Must have had a boring day when we talk about glutes.

 

 

The John Ritchie fred is the gluten free one, FFS :bullen:

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28 minutes ago, S36 OWL said:

 

Not even close mate . lol

Don't worry,there still time for things to happen on this thread. lol

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Has to be said, this is the best name of a topic since Owlstalk was born.

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10 hours ago, Inspector Lestrade said:

We've reached a new low 

 

We're certainly at bottom that's for sure.

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10 hours ago, Costello 77 said:

Rhodes.. like Harris have both got large arses which is where your running power comes from..so why is one slow and the other one rapid?

For real 

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11 hours ago, gurujuan said:

Be some reight speed merchants in Boston then

 

 

Massachusetts or Lincolnshire?

If it's the former then absolutely.

 

 

Mind you if it's the latter then.....

 

absolutely!

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32 minutes ago, Pulsar said:

 

 

Massachusetts or Lincolnshire?

If it's the former then absolutely.

 

 

Mind you if it's the latter then.....

 

absolutely!

They could be Wrangle ing about this for hours !!

This news is an Old Leak though..

Best just give it a Boardsides before the Swineshead lot get wind of it ....

Just a bunch of Low Down Bums really ....

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14 hours ago, OWLERTON GHOST said:

Will get back to you after Strictly Results show ..

We've taped it...

 

Betamax top loader?

:tango:

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15 hours ago, Inspector Lestrade said:

We've reached a new low 

we certainly have. the football is that bad, men in the stands are comparing other men's arses.

how low have we stooped?

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15 hours ago, OWLERTON GHOST said:

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Didds / Diddys = Breasts 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ahh !

 

That explains the piggies nickname of 'Didsy' for McGoldrick then. lol

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