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25 minutes ago, SwintOwl said:

Beyond belief he still plays for us. He lacks the basic attributes of a footballer.

 

Cant control a ball, cant dribble with it, cant pass it and for a big lad hes pretty woeful in the air, gets bossed by centre halfs much smaller than him. And last but not least cant cant shoot. 

 

What does he actually bring apart from being awkwardly big and sometimes able to hold the ball up?

 

I'd love to watch him try and do some keepy ups bet he'd struggle to make 2

 

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16 minutes ago, Socialist_Owl said:

Who the fizz else has that big target man?  Andy Carroll? Matt Smith? That's it

 

I suggested we sign Keiffer Moore a few years ago, when he was sitting in the ITFC reserves 

 

Unfortunately out of our price range now 

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1 hour ago, SwintOwl said:

Beyond belief he still plays for us. He lacks the basic attributes of a footballer.

 

Cant control a ball, cant dribble with it, cant pass it and for a big lad hes pretty woeful in the air, gets bossed by centre halfs much smaller than him. And last but not least cant cant shoot. 

 

What does he actually bring apart from being awkwardly big and sometimes able to hold the ball up?

 

I'd love to watch him try and do some keepy ups bet he'd struggle to make 20 

Reading between the lines, not a big fan then.

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1 hour ago, SwintOwl said:

Beyond belief he still plays for us. He lacks the basic attributes of a footballer.

 

Cant control a ball, cant dribble with it, cant pass it and for a big lad hes pretty woeful in the air, gets bossed by centre halfs much smaller than him. And last but not least cant cant shoot. 

 

What does he actually bring apart from being awkwardly big and sometimes able to hold the ball up?

 

I'd love to watch him try and do some keepy ups bet he'd struggle to make 20 

It's not about him though is it ?

It's about YOU wanting some attention on a football forum because you are unloved.

 

Just wee wee off.

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1 hour ago, SwintOwl said:

Beyond belief he still plays for us. He lacks the basic attributes of a footballer.

 

Cant control a ball, cant dribble with it, cant pass it and for a big lad hes pretty woeful in the air, gets bossed by centre halfs much smaller than him. And last but not least cant cant shoot. 

 

What does he actually bring apart from being awkwardly big and sometimes able to hold the ball up?

 

I'd love to watch him try and do some keepy ups bet he'd struggle to make 20 

Chris Carr, Tidman, Beswetherick, Jon Shaw, Westwood, Maddix....the list goes on. You are talking out of your arse mate!!

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Thinking mans footballer.

 

Great player, appreciated by every manager we have had since he joined, by his teammates and respected by opposition managers.

 

However, because he doesn't score 20 goals a season numpties on a football forum think he is useless. 

 

Bizarrely,  a busted flush of a player who had contributed virtually nothing since he walked through door despite being given chance after chance ,and having playing systems and line ups altered to suite him, and has been a financial weight around the clubs neck....is loved by fans on here. 

 

 

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Our 'worst ever player' has the current form of 38+40 appearances, 21 goals in the last two years.

 

If we drew up a list of our most horrendous players of just the last 20 years I doubt he even gets considered for the top fifty. And Jordan Rhodes getting some support in this same thread is pretty remarkable as he's not only been a complete failure in terms of performances, but when you factor in the fee and the financial implications on the club's overall position at the moment he's certainly in the running for worst signing of the modern era (although I'd argue for Francis Jeffers first).

 

Using keepie-uppies as some form of measure is pretty ignorant too as none of the world leaders in that regard are professional footballers of any note whatsoever. Some mardy, attention-seeking drama queens about.

 

 

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