Colinwestzicoest Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 34 minutes ago, SwintOwl said: Shows how many idiots are owlstalk if owt There you go 228 idiots now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Wonk Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 Giles bilgewater once made me want to tear my seat up and throw it at him during a game against Watford...I was that mad I couldn’t even eat mi potted mate sandwiches mi grandma had made me at half time so no 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJMortimer Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 59 minutes ago, SwintOwl said: Shows how many idiots are owlstalk if owt Edmund: Look, there’s no need to panic. Someone in the crew will know how to steer this thing. Rum: The crew, m'lord? Edmund: Yes, the crew. Rum: What crew? Edmund: I was under the impression that it was common maritime practice for a ship to have a crew. Rum: Opinion is divided on the subject. Edmund: Oh, really? [starting to get the picture] Rum: Yahs. All the other captains say it is; I say it isn’t. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtawnyowl Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 2 hours ago, S36 OWL said: 226 negs on one post Must be an Owlstalk record 1 hour ago, SwintOwl said: Shows how many idiots are owlstalk if owt More likely shows who the biggest idiot on Owlstalk is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 7 hours ago, SwintOwl said: Shows how many idiots are owlstalk if owt Coming soon to a GCSE Maths paper near you: If SwintOwl makes a Nuhiu thread which receives 231 negs, how many idiots are Owlstalk? You must show your working. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morepork Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 9 minutes ago, areNOTwhatTHEYseem said: Coming soon to a GCSE Maths paper near you: If SwintOwl makes a Nuhiu thread which receives 231 negs, how many idiots are Owlstalk? You must show your working. I'm on it.....anyone got a tissue...?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post shandypants Posted January 15, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted January 15, 2020 (edited) 49 minutes ago, areNOTwhatTHEYseem said: Coming soon to a GCSE Maths paper near you: If SwintOwl makes a Nuhiu thread which receives 231 negs, how many idiots are Owlstalk? You must show your working. There are 14 idiots (13 + SwintOwl). See above for working out. Edited January 15, 2020 by shandypants 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexter Morgan Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 18 hours ago, areNOTwhatTHEYseem said: 2 examples a broken clock is spot on twice a day now show us the never ending list of his falling over his own feet, ballsing up a move or missing a sitter, I expect the footage is all conveniently lost the guy is absolute pony and half of the fan boys would be howling with laughter if he played at Hillsborough for any other team, the guy is a laughing stock 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BARMYARMY2010 Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dexter Morgan said: 2 examples a broken clock is spot on twice a day now show us the never ending list of his falling over his own feet, ballsing up a move or missing a sitter, I expect the footage is all conveniently lost the guy is absolute pony and half of the fan boys would be howling with laughter if he played at Hillsborough for any other team, the guy is a laughing stock You find the never ending footage of him being "pony", would kind of backup ya point more don't ya think.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 4 minutes ago, Dexter Morgan said: 2 examples a broken clock is spot on twice a day now show us the never ending list of his falling over his own feet, ballsing up a move or missing a sitter, I expect the footage is all conveniently lost the guy is absolute pony and half of the fan boys would be howling with laughter if he played at Hillsborough for any other team, the guy is a laughing stock I'll let you find that footage; I have neither the time nor the inclination. You have your opinion of Nuhiu, but as far as I'm concerned he's a target man who averages a goal every 280 minutes he's played for us, which is far from poor for a forward of his type. He's not a world-beater, but he's an effective option to have in the squad and doesn't deserve half of the stick he gets from some on here. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Owl 2 Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 40 minutes ago, Dexter Morgan said: 2 examples a broken clock is spot on twice a day now show us the never ending list of his falling over his own feet, ballsing up a move or missing a sitter, I expect the footage is all conveniently lost the guy is absolute pony and half of the fan boys would be howling with laughter if he played at Hillsborough for any other team, the guy is a laughing stock If you are going to show complete disrespect to our player then you do it. You are the laughing stock. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flo Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 I think he's in the top 10 strikers in the country on paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barberphobia Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 As it’s been said many times on here, you can prove anything with statistics, but out of interest I wondered how Adthe’s stats stacked up against another famous “non-scoring striker” – Emile Heskey. Games Played (minutes per game), Goals Scored (per minute), Assists (per minute) Emile Liverpool 223 (70), 60 (261), 9 (1,743) Career 720 (72), 152 (342), 33 (1,576) Adthe SWFC 227 (51), 37 (311), 24 (479) Career 426 (48), 78 (262), 36 (568) Data from transfermarkt.co.uk I know - different clubs, leagues, eras; but (per minute on the pitch) broadly similar in front of goal, however Adthe much more effective in providing chances for teammates. Make of it what you will. *Goes away, hides and puts on tin hat and awaits: “Yer, he were sh*te as well.” comments!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invert456 Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 He is not an out and out goalscorer. He is no starter, he is a big lump who is aimed at coming on for the last 20mins to play against tired defenders, get some knock downs and ultimately be a nuisance. The quicker the rest of the fans appreciate this the better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexter Morgan Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 3 hours ago, BARMYARMY2010 said: You find the never ending footage of him being "pony", would kind of backup ya point more don't ya think.? season review of the last 5 seasons perhaps try the club shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexter Morgan Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 20 hours ago, Jim Wonk said: Giles bilgewater once made me want to tear my seat up and throw it at him during a game against Watford...I was that mad I couldn’t even eat mi potted mate sandwiches mi grandma had made me at half time so no he scored 2 in that home game I recall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BARMYARMY2010 Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 10 minutes ago, Dexter Morgan said: season review of the last 5 seasons perhaps try the club shop No, No, No, that's not how it works, you're the one dissing Nuhiu, you find and post the never ending clips/footage of him being "Pony" if he has been so bad, it shouldn't really be that hard for you...................... Should it.? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Von shabba Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 (edited) 23 minutes ago, Dexter Morgan said: season review of the last 5 seasons perhaps try the club shop Have a day off FFS. Edited January 15, 2020 by Ray Von shabba 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheffwed1 Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 4 hours ago, Dexter Morgan said: 2 examples a broken clock is spot on twice a day now show us the never ending list of his falling over his own feet, ballsing up a move or missing a sitter, I expect the footage is all conveniently lost the guy is absolute pony and half of the fan boys would be howling with laughter if he played at Hillsborough for any other team, the guy is a laughing stock wally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hodgybysea Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Not going that well is it Ted?,not getting many ticks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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