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It's March 2025 after a hugey successful 6 years were struggling to get more than 51000 fans in Hillsborough (the pricing policy was reviewed following promotion).

 

This being after the Euro Cup (UEFA Cup) win in 2022. Followed by the Champions Cup (Champions League) win in 2024.

 

The board (our ever popular Dejphon) has made plans for a new 75000 seater stadium (No safe standing quite yet). Also apparently SAG, SYP and SCC (all the S's) are happy with the proposed plans. 

 

Now I have the serious consideration of what would be an appropriate name for our new theatre of dreams in which to watch our array of world class players. Should I base the name on the city's industrial heritage, a part of city with adequate space/ good transport links or maybe we go down the sponsored route Prime Park (Amazon's continued push for new customers to their streaming service seeping into stadium naming rights after they become the only company with the rights to broadcast Premiership games in 2023).

 

 

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7 minutes ago, ReginaldD said:

It's March 2025 after a hugey successful 6 years were struggling to get more than 51000 fans in Hillsborough (the pricing policy was reviewed following promotion).

 

This being after the Euro Cup (UEFA Cup) win in 2022. Followed by the Champions Cup (Champions League) win in 2024.

 

The board (our ever popular Dejphon) has made plans for a new 75000 seater stadium (No safe standing quite yet). Also apparently SAG, SYP and SCC (all the S's) are happy with the proposed plans. 

 

Now I have the serious consideration of what would be an appropriate name for our new theatre of dreams in which to watch our array of world class players. Should I base the name on the city's industrial heritage, a part of city with adequate space/ good transport links or maybe we go down the sponsored route Prime Park (Amazon's continued push for new customers to their streaming service seeping into stadium naming rights after they become the only company with the rights to broadcast Premiership games in 2023).

 

 

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Red Bull arena.

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Just now, Blue and white said:

Could always call it Elev8 stadium, don't be surprised if you never see it.

Had just been thinking a similar thought too after put the post on.

Yep as you say I certainly wouldn't surprised if this happened at some point. 

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5 minutes ago, Blue and white said:

Could always call it Elev8 stadium, don't be surprised if you never see it.

 

The stadium sponsorship is a great way to raise brand awareness of the energy drink. The company anticipates an explosive sales increase as soon as it's announced. 

 

The £60m stadium sponsorship deal was negotiated in 2018 and was due in full before the end of the year. It was however paid late, so a late fee was assessed. Per the backdated agreement, the stadium name wasn't to go into effect until the year 2020, which is why we didn't hear of it until now. 

 

And that's the whole truth guvnor! Honest! 

 

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Name it after a famous Sheffield landmark 

 

LA chambre perhaps 

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The Chansiri wrong year accounts Stadium.

Has a wonderful ring to it.

 

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6 hours ago, ReginaldD said:

It's March 2525 after a hugey successful 6 years were struggling to get more than 51000 fans in Hillsborough (the pricing policy was reviewed following promotion).

 

This being after the Euro Cup (UEFA Cup) win in 2522. Followed by the Champions Cup (Champions League) win in 2524.

 

The board (our ever popular Dejphon) has made plans for a new 75000 seater stadium (No safe standing quite yet). Also apparently SAG, SYP and SCC (all the S's) are happy with the proposed plans. 

 

Now I have the serious consideration of what would be an appropriate name for our new theatre of dreams in which to watch our array of world class players. Should I base the name on the city's industrial heritage, a part of city with adequate space/ good transport links or maybe we go down the sponsored route Prime Park (Amazon's continued push for new customers to their streaming service seeping into stadium naming rights after they become the only company with the rights to broadcast Premiership games in 2523).

 

 

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The Zager & Evan's Stadium........

 

 

 

"But will man still be alive?" ........

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Stadium - 

La Folie de Dejphon

Stands -

The City Sauna VIP Boxes

La Chambre Family Stand

The Sausage Cottage Kop

The SAG Sex n Drugs n Rock n Roll Safe Standing Zone (capacity 1)

 

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£uck Sunderland, we've got the Stadium of Darkness. Aptly named after 25 years of sh$t hitting the fan...

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55 minutes ago, Ever the pessimist said:

As DC is still banned from football it’ll be called the Chansiri Family Apart From Dejphon Stadium 

 

Plans are already in place to call it The CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI CHANSIRI Stadium. 

 

if you've been to Hillsborough lately, you'll notice they've almost completed the sign with the new name. Hard to miss as it wraps around the entire stadium. 

 

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The I'm not banned from this stadium 

 

Named by chansiri in another one of his well thought loop hole manoeuvres 

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The Lump On Arena

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Shower of poo Stadium? Theatre of Broken Dreams? This is NOT Hillsborough Stadium? Palace of Almost Football?
Nearly Men Park?

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21 minutes ago, N0rtherner said:

£uck Sunderland, we've got the Stadium of Darkness. Aptly named after 25 years of sh$t hitting the fan...

Only 25 years...this goes right back to Swan, Kaye and Layne, via Eric Taylor, past Di Canio, over Dave Allen and across the road to the bus stop! More like 55years I think:sad:

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Not forgetting the shyster Dave Richards on the way...just for good measure! Could we just have a club that’s organised and run smoothly just for a change without all these constant hiccups :angry:

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Never mind “Theatre of Dreams” - the “Dream On Stadium”

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