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Threads like this can get very surreal and entertaining. Top marks guys for Owlstalk at it's best.

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Borrow a Labrador that can see and a white stick FFS...

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2 minutes ago, OWLERTON GHOST said:

I'll send you some Condimentary tickets over if that helps ?

 

 

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Update. 2 of the 3 jars have gone to Great Grandma which leaves 1 to smuggle in tomorrow. I’ll have my 2 lads with me so my plan is to plant the chutney jar on one of them. I’m thinking big bobble hat and a feigned need for a wee to create a distraction. 

 

Bit like them drug mules from Doncaster that got caught in Marrakech. 

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So we are looking for a middle aged bloke in a bobble hat teararsing his way to the bogs whilst wind milling at dwarfs (other small people are available) on his way there with a map of Australia on his Levi's..

Whilst tangos steward wrestles with two young kids at the turnstiles  getting battered from àrsehole to breakfast time with a jar of pickle ....

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shouldn't be too hard to spot ......

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20 minutes ago, Costello 77 said:

Borrow a Labrador that can see and a white stick FFS...

What would it want with a white stick if it can see?

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5 minutes ago, prowl said:

What would it want with a white stick if it can see?

What's that got to do with chutney?

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2 minutes ago, Costello 77 said:

What's that got to do with chutney?

I've no idea... I thought you had. It was you that started on about blind labradors and white sticks. FFS

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2 minutes ago, prowl said:

I've no idea... I thought you had. It was you that started on about blind labradors and white sticks. FFS

Turns out Vulva's a time waster anyway.. he's only got one jar to get in.. hardly worth impersonating Hattersley....

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Has Hattersley got a blind dog. I thought it was that other guy Blunkett. Maybe they's both got one. I wonder if they are brothers?

 

The dogs obviously, not the politicians.

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3 minutes ago, prowl said:

Has Hattersley got a blind dog. I thought it was that other guy Blunkett. Maybe they's both got one. I wonder if they are brothers?

 

The dogs obviously, not the politicians.

This is and isn't the worst post ever in matchday.... tremendous on both counts and congratulations..

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100 pages minimum

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4 minutes ago, Rev Owl said:

100 pages minimum

 

Not a chance, he will hide it in his not insignificant vulva.

 

 

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Fake News.

It never was true anyway.

Attention seeker. lol

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Leave the chutney jars (concealed of course, so chutney thieves don't smash your windows) in your car, and conduct the transaction outside the ground after the game. This eliminates not only the smuggling dilemma, but also the hassle of carrying the jars. I mean FFS. 

 

 

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I reckon anyone who has managed to smuggle in a jar of chutney should wave it above their head in the 42nd minute and shout  "I am vulva"... 

That will confuse the Swans just in time for our opening goal. 

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Get him pulling the 50/50 if he succeeds. UTO.

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Lovely, lovely, lovely.

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9 hours ago, A12owl said:

Fake News.

It never was true anyway.

Attention seeker. lol

If successful i’ll get a picture of the chutney inside the ground. 

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9 hours ago, prowl said:

Has Hattersley got a blind dog. I thought it was that other guy Blunkett. Maybe they's both got one. I wonder if they are brothers?

 

The dogs obviously, not the politicians.

I was in a hotel in Sheffield recently and bumped into David, actually he bumped into me

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