marcx666 Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 A football agent has appeared in court accused of wounding a man in a pub. James Featherstone, who represents Manchester United defender Chris Smalling and current Sheffield Wednesday manager Gary Monk, allegedly attacked businessman Darrin Bloomfield in the gents' toilets at the Stamford Arms in Bowdon, Cheshire, earlier this year. Featherstone, 39, appeared in the dock at Manchester Magistrates' Court on Tuesday morning alongside his co-accused, Benjamin Cowgill, 38. Both are charged with a single count of malicious wounding with intent to do grievous bodily harm to Mr Bloomfield on March 8. Thats another 6 game ban for Fessi then.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wilyfox Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 Big Guns and his mate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhForAnotherShez Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 43 minutes ago, marcx666 said: Thats another 6 game ban for Fessi then.... we may just get away with a further traffic and tram ban. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 Great - looking forward to Mciver turning up to tell some lies about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bulgaria Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 1 hour ago, marcx666 said: James Featherstone, who represents Manchester United defender Chris Smalling and current Sheffield Wednesday manager Gary Monk, allegedly attacked businessman Darrin Bloomfield in the gents' toilets at the Stamford Arms in Bowdon, Cheshire My guess is that the victim was peeing next to Mr Featherstone, looked over and upon seeing Mr Featherstones pecker made a joke regarding his manhood and his clients... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRUCE LEE Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 (edited) Trap 1 negotiations Edited November 5, 2019 by BRUCE LEE 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookowl Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 7 minutes ago, Sonny said: Great - looking forward to Mciver turning up to tell some lies about this. He did that in another thread when the incident was first reported. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sibon Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 That’s a posh place for a pub brawl. Featherstone must be on good money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcx666 Posted November 5, 2019 Author Share Posted November 5, 2019 23 minutes ago, Sonny said: Great - looking forward to Mciver turning up to tell some lies about this. I never look forward to Mciver turning up 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRightSide Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 I’m interested to know more about the wounding that took place in the men’s toilets. One count each, I assume they used their own weapons? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grez Bez Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 5 minutes ago, McRightSide said: I’m interested to know more about the wounding that took place in the men’s toilets. One count each, I assume they used their own weapons? Was wondering this myself. Presume he hit him with a glass or bottle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRightSide Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, LSOwls said: Was wondering this myself. Presume he hit him with a glass or bottle. Definitely must have been something hard. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 (edited) A sword made of pork.......... Loin ..... Edited November 5, 2019 by OWLERTON GHOST 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 1 minute ago, OWLERTON GHOST said: A sword made of pork.......... Loin ..... With a side of cottage.. ING cheese.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulva Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 44 minutes ago, LSOwls said: Was wondering this myself. Presume he hit him with a glass or bottle. 50 minutes ago, McRightSide said: I’m interested to know more about the wounding that took place in the men’s toilets. One count each, I assume they used their own weapons? Toilet brush and grill attachment from the Dyson hand dryer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 10 minutes ago, A12owl said: It's got no implication on Monk so why is it any interest? . Wrong thread. Mud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Tibbs Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 1 hour ago, LSOwls said: Was wondering this myself. Presume he hit him with a glass or bottle. Sawn off handgrenades I heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 6 minutes ago, A12owl said: It's got no implication on Monk so why is it any interest? . Wrong thread. Guilty by association, A12, Buddy. Even if found innocent in a court of law the association will deem us guilty, ban FF for 17 years and make us play the remainder of our matches under a huge tarpaulin sheet stretched over Heaven, Sorry, Hillsborough for the rest of our existence. FFS . Then SYP'n'SAG will declare the tarpaulin illegal and a danger to humanity cos we might get a slight southeasterly breeze which will make the tarpaulin tear the Ground and half of surrounding Hillsborough from their foundations and drop them somewhere near the Caribbean. CCC will then arrive with their clipboards and deem that the now vacated land is not being used for original purpose and proceed to build bungalows and homes for disabled people on the flood plain which is now 10ft deeper than it was before. Thecunts have got it all worked out y'know, FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Tibbs Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Mrs Blenkinsops shed said: With a side of cottage.. ING cheese.. Topped off with squeezy cheese. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 22 minutes ago, cognacbarnowl said: Guilty by association, A12, Buddy. Even if found innocent in a court of law the association will deem us guilty, ban FF for 17 years and make us play the remainder of our matches under a huge tarpaulin sheet stretched over Heaven, Sorry, Hillsborough for the rest of our existence. FFS . Then SYP'n'SAG will declare the tarpaulin illegal and a danger to humanity cos we might get a slight southeasterly breeze which will make the tarpaulin tear the Ground and half of surrounding Hillsborough from their foundations and drop them somewhere near the Caribbean. CCC will then arrive with their clipboards and deem that the now vacated land is not being used for original purpose and proceed to build bungalows and homes for disabled people on the flood plain which is now 10ft deeper than it was before. Thecunts have got it all worked out y'know, FFS If only it was that easy .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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