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Went to fill up at the Tesco on Abbydale Road on Sunday afternoon and who walks out the shop - only everyone's favourite German defender. I said hello, mention we were robbed on Friday evening and congratulated him on his first SWFC goal. A very pleasant chap.

 

Anyway, when we went our separate ways I noticed he had gone back around the shop (rather than across the forecourt to his car etc). So, after paying for my diesel when I came out the shop I had a quick glance around the back. And what do I see? Only Julian getting right stuck in on his shiny German plated VW 4x4 at the hand car wash. And it was weeing it down. And yes, he could not stop smiling.

 

What. A. Guy.

 

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1 minute ago, royalowlisback said:

Get him to smack Tomlin.

Better Still, ask him to headbutt the clowns at SCC who are being extremely vindictive towards the club.:tango:

 

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I bet he can't put a Rowntrees Fruit Pastille in his mouth without chewing it.

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I bet he can't share his last Rolo.

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not surprised he's always smiling with the size of his c ock

 

lol

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44 minutes ago, owlZfan84 said:

Only Julian getting right stuck in on his shiny German plated VW 4x4 at the hand car wash. 

 

Is this some kind of new swear filter with reference to his song? 

Seems a bit of a mouthful, ooooeeerr missis! 

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4 minutes ago, Mr Meadows said:

not surprised he's always smiling with the size of his c ock

 

lol

Thought that would have been his missus

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You should have offered to wash it for him ffs

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Does he do star jumps?

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Yes. get his car car up or down Leppings Lane on matchdays - inless he  wants to stay overnight at thge ground.

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Thought at first, he was boning his Wife on the bonnet.

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1 hour ago, shandypants said:

His face is absolutely symmetrical!!!

 

I had to test this out....

 

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1 hour ago, shandypants said:

His face is absolutely symmetrical!!!

 

1 minute ago, Suzuki_San said:

 

I had to test this out....

 

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See. I told you so. 

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Nuhiu drives a Porsche. Let a Porsche through a narrow road around Endcliffe yesterday, it was him. Gave him a nod, he gave me a nod. All cool. No drama. 

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1 hour ago, Buxtongent said:

Yes. get his car car up or down Leppings Lane on matchdays - inless he  wants to stay overnight at thge ground.

 

Well, that's a bold statement.

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It’s a luxury for him since you’re not allowed to clean your own cars on the street in Bielefeld

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