owlZfan84 9,340 Posted October 22, 2019 Went to fill up at the Tesco on Abbydale Road on Sunday afternoon and who walks out the shop - only everyone's favourite German defender. I said hello, mention we were robbed on Friday evening and congratulated him on his first SWFC goal. A very pleasant chap. Anyway, when we went our separate ways I noticed he had gone back around the shop (rather than across the forecourt to his car etc). So, after paying for my diesel when I came out the shop I had a quick glance around the back. And what do I see? Only Julian getting right stuck in on his shiny German plated VW 4x4 at the hand car wash. And it was weeing it down. And yes, he could not stop smiling. What. A. Guy. 2 1 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greengrass 2,244 Posted October 22, 2019 Get him to sort Brexit 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
royalowlisback 6,108 Posted October 22, 2019 Get him to smack Tomlin. 1 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parkfieldowl14 2,915 Posted October 22, 2019 1 minute ago, royalowlisback said: Get him to smack Tomlin. Better Still, ask him to headbutt the clowns at SCC who are being extremely vindictive towards the club. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pablo Bonvin 4,831 Posted October 22, 2019 I bet he can't put a Rowntrees Fruit Pastille in his mouth without chewing it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dan™ 3,820 Posted October 22, 2019 I bet he can't share his last Rolo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Meadows 773 Posted October 22, 2019 not surprised he's always smiling with the size of his c ock 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alcock dived 257 Posted October 22, 2019 (edited) 44 minutes ago, owlZfan84 said: Only Julian getting right stuck in on his shiny German plated VW 4x4 at the hand car wash. Is this some kind of new swear filter with reference to his song? Seems a bit of a mouthful, ooooeeerr missis! Edited October 22, 2019 by alcock dived Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mickjj 2,699 Posted October 22, 2019 4 minutes ago, Mr Meadows said: not surprised he's always smiling with the size of his c ock Thought that would have been his missus 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shandypants 8,205 Posted October 22, 2019 His face is absolutely symmetrical!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreshOwl 5,787 Posted October 22, 2019 You should have offered to wash it for him ffs 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alan48 342 Posted October 22, 2019 Does he do star jumps? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buxtongent 2,376 Posted October 22, 2019 Yes. get his car car up or down Leppings Lane on matchdays - inless he wants to stay overnight at thge ground. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marshy 2,089 Posted October 22, 2019 Thought at first, he was boning his Wife on the bonnet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Suzuki_San 2,609 Posted October 22, 2019 1 hour ago, shandypants said: His face is absolutely symmetrical!!! I had to test this out.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shandypants 8,205 Posted October 22, 2019 1 hour ago, shandypants said: His face is absolutely symmetrical!!! 1 minute ago, Suzuki_San said: I had to test this out.... See. I told you so. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flo 3,133 Posted October 22, 2019 (edited) Nuhiu drives a Porsche. Let a Porsche through a narrow road around Endcliffe yesterday, it was him. Gave him a nod, he gave me a nod. All cool. No drama. Edited October 22, 2019 by flo 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roaminowl 10,951 Posted October 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Buxtongent said: Yes. get his car car up or down Leppings Lane on matchdays - inless he wants to stay overnight at thge ground. Well, that's a bold statement. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McRightSide 6,161 Posted October 22, 2019 It’s a luxury for him since you’re not allowed to clean your own cars on the street in Bielefeld Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
