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On the back of the roaring success of ''Who gives the best hugs''... Who in the current squad has the best handshake?

 

I hope we all agree that the perfect handclasp should be firm, but not a vice like grip (Westwood might be guilty of this)... Although too strong is preferable to a feeling of shaking a wet lettuce (Adam Reach)

 

Please note, that we are referring to the traditional British welcome here, not the trendy air hand slapping stuff.

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A handshake in football is worth nothing in todays game, especially the wet lettuce.

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I reckon the German lads will be textbook... A measured, respectful culture, plus most of us enjoy occasionally gripping a Borner.

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Players should get those buzzers from the joke shop and enjoy life a bit..

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37 minutes ago, Bing Cosby said:

On the back of the roaring success of ''Who gives the best hugs''... Who in the current squad has the best handshake?

 

I hope we all agree that the perfect handclasp should be firm, but not a vice like grip (Westwood might be guilty of this)... Although too strong is preferable to a feeling of shaking a wet lettuce (Adam Reach)

 

Please note, that we are referring to the traditional British welcome here, not the trendy air hand slapping stuff.

 

That bird on the kop gives the best handshake at Hillsbro.

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I bet Borner shakes like a bear, Rhodes has one of those weak ones that make u feel weird for about 30 minutes after and Reach tickles your palm with his little finger!!!

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12 minutes ago, Costello 77 said:

Players should get those buzzers from the joke shop and enjoy life a bit..

 

What happened to the joke shop FFS!?

 

1 minute ago, torres said:

I bet Borner shakes like a bear, Rhodes has one of those weak ones that make u feel weird for about 30 minutes after and Reach tickles your palm with his little finger!!!

 

The palm tickle!!?

 

I forgot that... Huge no no in the handshake, makes me shudder just thinking of it...

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The guy with the most money!

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Me .After finding out them feckin air blower things aren't working after havingapiss, FFS :duntmatter:

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Don't worry the international break will soon be over.

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One of these two certainly. lol

 

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2 minutes ago, parkfieldowl14 said:

One of these two certainly. lol

 

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  Imagine how long they'd both have gone down for in a football match . They'd both still be rolling holding their faces with a ref wondering how forcefully to wave the red card :ghoulguy:

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11 hours ago, Bing Cosby said:

I reckon the German lads will be textbook... A measured, respectful culture, plus most of us enjoy occasionally gripping a Borner.

Only our own, mind you.

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9 minutes ago, addedtime said:

Only our own, mind you.

 

This may surprise you, but some like holding other peoples' ... That bird on the Kop for example

 

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12 minutes ago, Bing Cosby said:

 

This may surprise you, but some like holding other peoples' ... That bird on the Kop for example

 

You pulling my chain??

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12 hours ago, Utah Owl said:

The guy with the most money!

DC is like shaking hands with steamed pak choi :duntmatter: (not using this an excuse to have a pop I am very happy with his appointment of Monk) 

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