Bing Cosby Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 On the back of the roaring success of ''Who gives the best hugs''... Who in the current squad has the best handshake? I hope we all agree that the perfect handclasp should be firm, but not a vice like grip (Westwood might be guilty of this)... Although too strong is preferable to a feeling of shaking a wet lettuce (Adam Reach) Please note, that we are referring to the traditional British welcome here, not the trendy air hand slapping stuff. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
debram Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 A handshake in football is worth nothing in todays game, especially the wet lettuce. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyCraig Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Jeremy Beadle 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Cosby Posted September 8, 2019 Author Share Posted September 8, 2019 I reckon the German lads will be textbook... A measured, respectful culture, plus most of us enjoy occasionally gripping a Borner. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Players should get those buzzers from the joke shop and enjoy life a bit.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 37 minutes ago, Bing Cosby said: On the back of the roaring success of ''Who gives the best hugs''... Who in the current squad has the best handshake? I hope we all agree that the perfect handclasp should be firm, but not a vice like grip (Westwood might be guilty of this)... Although too strong is preferable to a feeling of shaking a wet lettuce (Adam Reach) Please note, that we are referring to the traditional British welcome here, not the trendy air hand slapping stuff. That bird on the kop gives the best handshake at Hillsbro. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torres Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 I bet Borner shakes like a bear, Rhodes has one of those weak ones that make u feel weird for about 30 minutes after and Reach tickles your palm with his little finger!!! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Cosby Posted September 8, 2019 Author Share Posted September 8, 2019 12 minutes ago, Costello 77 said: Players should get those buzzers from the joke shop and enjoy life a bit.. What happened to the joke shop FFS!? 1 minute ago, torres said: I bet Borner shakes like a bear, Rhodes has one of those weak ones that make u feel weird for about 30 minutes after and Reach tickles your palm with his little finger!!! The palm tickle!!? I forgot that... Huge no no in the handshake, makes me shudder just thinking of it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOOTIE AND THE SHIT TU Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 I reckon Hutchinson will kick your shin while clenching your hand Just a bloke, who used up all his luck in one go when he met his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 The guy with the most money! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Me .After finding out them feckin air blower things aren't working after havingapiss, FFS 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prowl Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Don't worry the international break will soon be over. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cross owl Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 One of these two certainly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cross owl Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, parkfieldowl14 said: One of these two certainly. Imagine how long they'd both have gone down for in a football match . They'd both still be rolling holding their faces with a ref wondering how forcefully to wave the red card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobness Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest addedtime Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 11 hours ago, Bing Cosby said: I reckon the German lads will be textbook... A measured, respectful culture, plus most of us enjoy occasionally gripping a Borner. Only our own, mind you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Cosby Posted September 9, 2019 Author Share Posted September 9, 2019 9 minutes ago, addedtime said: Only our own, mind you. This may surprise you, but some like holding other peoples' ... That bird on the Kop for example Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest addedtime Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 12 minutes ago, Bing Cosby said: This may surprise you, but some like holding other peoples' ... That bird on the Kop for example You pulling my chain?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynnb Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 12 hours ago, Utah Owl said: The guy with the most money! DC is like shaking hands with steamed pak choi (not using this an excuse to have a pop I am very happy with his appointment of Monk) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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