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15 hours ago, OWLERTON GHOST said:

Welsh Miner 

Big lad 

Looked good in Biba Coral pink Lipgloss ...

n Pretty Polly "Urban Tan".... 

 

For some reason this discussion has reminded me of Steve Straight, the Sacha Baron Cohen wrestler who was so hetero he claimed not to have a back door on his house. 

 

Thinking on, the analogy leads me to conclude his house must have been full of poo.

 

PS. The only one of those Saturday afternoon wrestlers that scared me was Mick McManus. Looked mean. Wrestled mean. Winner. 

 

Could he do a job for us? 

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2 hours ago, Rogerwyldesmullet said:

 

For some reason this discussion has reminded me of Steve Straight, the Sacha Baron Cohen wrestler who was so hetero he claimed not to have a back door on his house. 

 

Thinking on, the analogy leads me to conclude his house must have been full of poo.

 

PS. The only one of those Saturday afternoon wrestlers that scared me was Mick McManus. Looked mean. Wrestled mean. Winner. 

 

Could he do a job for us? 

He's dead Mullers ....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do you want me to put a word in ?

lol

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20 hours ago, cognacbarnowl said:

 

 

Are they centimetres or millimetres, FFS ? :bullen:

a couple of weeks ago I wanted a bungee strap to secure my golf bag to my trolley.

i'd taken a rough measurement, it was around 50cms, so off I went to a local hardware shop.

surely enough on the wall was a pack of two bungee hoops measurements 24".

I looked all over the packaging for the metric equivalent, and to my great surprise there wasn't one.

I though am I in the brexit shop or what?

so I said to the bloke in the flat cap behind the counter 'how much is 24" in metric mate?'

he replied 'two foot', I was 'gobsmacked'.

a face appeared around a corner and said 'about 60cms' sir.

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1 minute ago, dorian gray said:

a couple of weeks ago I wanted a bungee strap to secure my golf bag to my trolley.

i'd taken a rough measurement, it was around 50cms, so off I went to a local hardware shop.

surely enough on the wall was a pack of two bungee hoops measurements 24".

I looked all over the packaging for the metric equivalent, and to my great surprise there wasn't one.

I though am I in the brexit shop or what?

so I said to the bloke in the flat cap behind the counter 'how much is 24" in metric mate?'

he replied 'two foot', I was 'gobsmacked'.

a face appeared around a corner and said 'about 60cms' sir.

 

 

So you had four inches too much ? Funnily enough that's exactly what she said last night, FFS lol 

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23 hours ago, Bing Cosby said:

 

Is he going to have another is he?

 

The first one was about as successful as my sex life.

Give it 6 months mate and suddenly you’ll be renaming yourself to ‘Bang Cosby’ lol

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