Rogerwyldesmullet Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 (edited) 15 hours ago, OWLERTON GHOST said: Welsh Miner Big lad Looked good in Biba Coral pink Lipgloss ... n Pretty Polly "Urban Tan".... For some reason this discussion has reminded me of Steve Straight, the Sacha Baron Cohen wrestler who was so hetero he claimed not to have a back door on his house. Thinking on, the analogy leads me to conclude his house must have been full of poo. PS. The only one of those Saturday afternoon wrestlers that scared me was Mick McManus. Looked mean. Wrestled mean. Winner. Could he do a job for us? Edited September 9, 2019 by Rogerwyldesmullet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Rogerwyldesmullet said: For some reason this discussion has reminded me of Steve Straight, the Sacha Baron Cohen wrestler who was so hetero he claimed not to have a back door on his house. Thinking on, the analogy leads me to conclude his house must have been full of poo. PS. The only one of those Saturday afternoon wrestlers that scared me was Mick McManus. Looked mean. Wrestled mean. Winner. Could he do a job for us? He's dead Mullers .... Do you want me to put a word in ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HirstWhoScoredIt Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Not sure about the players rankings but in terms of most pointless Owlstalk threads of all time, this would probably make my top 4. I mean, why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Just now, HirstWhoScoredIt said: Not sure about the players rankings but in terms of most pointless Owlstalk threads of all time, this would probably make my top 4. I mean, why? Slate it by all means but do a pointless list before you go.. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorian gray Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 20 hours ago, cognacbarnowl said: Are they centimetres or millimetres, FFS ? you wouldn't ****ing believe how close you are. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmowl Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 10 minutes ago, Costello 77 said: Slate it by all means but do a pointless list before you go.. Top four tourist attractions in Grimsby? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Holmowl said: Top four tourist attractions in Grimsby? The four roads leading away from it, FFS 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 1.Daffodil clock 2.Flags of the world 3.Welcome to Grimsby 4.Petunia trawler homage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Opal Fruits Marathon Jif Datsun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorian gray Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 20 hours ago, cognacbarnowl said: Are they centimetres or millimetres, FFS ? a couple of weeks ago I wanted a bungee strap to secure my golf bag to my trolley. i'd taken a rough measurement, it was around 50cms, so off I went to a local hardware shop. surely enough on the wall was a pack of two bungee hoops measurements 24". I looked all over the packaging for the metric equivalent, and to my great surprise there wasn't one. I though am I in the brexit shop or what? so I said to the bloke in the flat cap behind the counter 'how much is 24" in metric mate?' he replied 'two foot', I was 'gobsmacked'. a face appeared around a corner and said 'about 60cms' sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 1 minute ago, dorian gray said: a couple of weeks ago I wanted a bungee strap to secure my golf bag to my trolley. i'd taken a rough measurement, it was around 50cms, so off I went to a local hardware shop. surely enough on the wall was a pack of two bungee hoops measurements 24". I looked all over the packaging for the metric equivalent, and to my great surprise there wasn't one. I though am I in the brexit shop or what? so I said to the bloke in the flat cap behind the counter 'how much is 24" in metric mate?' he replied 'two foot', I was 'gobsmacked'. a face appeared around a corner and said 'about 60cms' sir. So you had four inches too much ? Funnily enough that's exactly what she said last night, FFS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookowl Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 1. Pre-peeled banana's 2. Ropeless skipping rope 3. Pet rock 4. Goldfish walker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorian gray Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Just now, cognacbarnowl said: So you had four inches too much ? Funnily enough that's exactly what she said last night, FFS TOO SMALL! get yer ears syringed and listen will ya? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 18 hours ago, adifferentgame said: How appropriate, you fight like a cow! Bonus points for the Monkey Island reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmowl Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 1. Monkey Tennis 2. Inner City Sumo 3. Knowing M.E Knowing You 4. Youth hosteling...............with Chris Ewbank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 1. Daktari 2. Born free 3. Animal hospital 4. Nutkin's monkey sex party 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Dr. Sloane's Liniment, and that is all, FFS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tudders Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 (edited) 23 hours ago, Bing Cosby said: Is he going to have another is he? The first one was about as successful as my sex life. Give it 6 months mate and suddenly you’ll be renaming yourself to ‘Bang Cosby’ Edited September 9, 2019 by Tudders 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A E Neuman NYowl Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 (edited) 31 minutes ago, cognacbarnowl said: Dr. Sloane's Liniment, and that is all, FFS! Fix a broken leg that stuff. Once put some on a groin strain, never again. Edited September 9, 2019 by NYowl Update 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A E Neuman NYowl Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 The Simpsons Blackadder The office The young ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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