steelowl Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 Keep yer powder dry son there may be an opportunity not far away soooon * in geordie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarquin Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 (edited) Then Mike Ashley said" call that a f####in tracksuit " Edited September 3, 2019 by Tarquin Spelling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulva Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 ‘you’d get you and your kid in these trackie bottoms’ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticky belly Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 Cabbage head: "What you've really stayed at the same club for over 3 years now?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 What's kebab houses like round here 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torres Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 30 minutes ago, steelowl said: Pipe down cabbage I’m currently on my record break in pocket billiards 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shez owl Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 One more thing I’ve just seen your shorts..The chairman says don’t worry about FFP he’ll save a fortune on your personalised training gear.... you can have his.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobness Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 Cowley: "Maybe we'll meet again next season..." Bruce: ... (awkward silence) Cowley: "... at St. James' Park, obviously!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ferkorf Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 Dc - you got any advice Steve? Sb- Aye Pet, Tell fans you have got dogs to walk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinwestzicoest Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 The police tell me there could be a crazy fan looking to get in my face today, it'll never happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethel The Tree Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 2 hours ago, steelowl said: Bruce: "You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to." Yes folks, it's a lyric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basegreenowl Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 Cowley: Are you the Tea Lady? Don't you haunt the toilet block? Nice trousers by the way. SB: This I'm holding. I think I've sat on bro. Wrong dugout. Where's Big Ron? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poite Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 "...and the stupid mug only agreed to let me have the first month and a half off to watch the cricket. I don't even like cricket!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cazzaswfc Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 I see you have to put up with SAG too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogerwyldesmullet Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 “So Danny lad I grabbed both chairmen by the goolies and said gizza job sort it oot!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelowl Posted September 3, 2019 Author Share Posted September 3, 2019 40 minutes ago, poite said: "...and the stupid mug only agreed to let me have the first month and a half off to watch the cricket. I don't even like cricket!" he loves it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIPPS_S.W.F.C Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 Howie,Go on,go on Danny have a guess,who am I??... Errrrr,tea lady?? No, Cabbage man?? No. Kebab King?? No. Simon Cowell trousers?? No. Ron Atkinson??? Oooooooo,No I got it,.......Judas???.... Eh?...No,Im Jeremy Beadle,look at mi hand....tut... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthndav Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 Bruce to Cowley: Then you say... 'They're my boyhood club. I was born down the road from Sheffield and it'd be my dads wish that I manage them.' The chairman won't mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legendaryswan Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 2 mill bonny lad,and dont settle for a penny less Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lomas613 Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 4 hours ago, steelowl said: Keep yer powder dry son there may be an opportunity not far away soooon * in geordie They keep playing this competition but there’s no prize idiots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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