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8 minutes ago, WindygrOWLer said:

Superstitions are rubbish. When I was a teenager my parents always said " masturbation makes you go blind".  Well, me and my Labrador disagree....

 

Your dog can talk?

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36 minutes ago, TheGaffer said:

Does it have to be two birds because I'm sure a few owlstalkers will take one for the team and 3 points! 

You haven't seen the birds!

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None of the superstitions mentioned so far seem to be working.:ph34r:

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Mine is never predict the scoreline or even the result!

 

Also on Owlstalk, send someone for the LHTD if not playing well!

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19 minutes ago, WindygrOWLer said:

Superstitions are rubbish. When I was a teenager my parents always said " masturbation makes you go blind".  Well, me and my Labrador disagree....

 

So your dog can still see, despite all the times you've jerked him off?

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15 minutes ago, Mycroft said:

 

Your dog can talk?

Dont be daft, he's a dog......he types it into google talk.

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4 minutes ago, Bing Cosby said:

 

So your dog can still see, despite all the times you've jerked him off?

 

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2 minutes ago, WindygrOWLer said:

Dont be daft, he's a dog......he types it into google talk.

 

Never thought of that

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1 hour ago, devonshire owl said:

Anybody got any superstitions before or leading up to the game?,I took my dog on a longer walk Tuesday night,and we won.so tomorrow I've got to do the same walk again.no it's not Brucie's dog.

 

I always entered and left the north stand via leppings lane. Done that for 40 years .

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38 minutes ago, swfc1983 said:

 

I always like to get tugged off on the kop always seems to bring the same result.

I always give a hand job to the bloke next to me on the kop. Don't know him, would say he's about 36, but he promises me we will win if I do it. 

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29 minutes ago, WindygrOWLer said:

Superstitions are rubbish. When I was a teenager my parents always said " masturbation makes you go blind".  Well, me and my Labrador disagree....

 

My old man used to tell me it would make my ears go red. 

 

Fecking did too when he caught me .

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16 pints

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3 minutes ago, Mycroft said:

 

Never thought of that

 

Clearly you underestimate my dog....

 

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49 minutes ago, sonofbert2 said:

I pissin the sink at half-time.  Nearly got caught in the boozer last week.

 

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My Mrs caught me doing this in the kitchen during the Luton game.

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Just now, Mrs Blenkinsops shed said:

My Mrs caught me doing this in the kitchen during the Luton game.

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She was defrosting a ham shank in the bowl 

However ......WTF:

 

 

 

 

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29 minutes ago, Mycroft said:

 

Your dog can talk?

Think you have discovered the profile of David Blunkett.

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I've started wearing LA chambre branded thongs

 

Not just the games that have been tight recently 

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9 minutes ago, OWLERTON GHOST said:

She was defrosting a ham shank in the bowl 

However ......WTF:

 

 

 

 

Lovely marinade..

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1 hour ago, wilyfox said:

Everytime I nail two birds night before a game, we win. Better hope I'm on good form tonight.. 

Oh to be young again. If I'm on good form tonight I will still be awake at 11 o'clock.

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Been going over 50 years. Always run up the 80 steps to the Kop. One of these days I'll have a heart attack.

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