Utah Owl Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 36 minutes ago, TheGaffer said: Does it have to be two birds because I'm sure a few owlstalkers will take one for the team and 3 points! You haven't seen the birds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Owl Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 None of the superstitions mentioned so far seem to be working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 Mine is never predict the scoreline or even the result! Also on Owlstalk, send someone for the LHTD if not playing well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Cosby Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 19 minutes ago, WindygrOWLer said: Superstitions are rubbish. When I was a teenager my parents always said " masturbation makes you go blind". Well, me and my Labrador disagree.... So your dog can still see, despite all the times you've jerked him off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindygrOWLer Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 15 minutes ago, Mycroft said: Your dog can talk? Dont be daft, he's a dog......he types it into google talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindygrOWLer Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, Bing Cosby said: So your dog can still see, despite all the times you've jerked him off? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, WindygrOWLer said: Dont be daft, he's a dog......he types it into google talk. Never thought of that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 1 hour ago, devonshire owl said: Anybody got any superstitions before or leading up to the game?,I took my dog on a longer walk Tuesday night,and we won.so tomorrow I've got to do the same walk again.no it's not Brucie's dog. I always entered and left the north stand via leppings lane. Done that for 40 years . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOCOWl Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 38 minutes ago, swfc1983 said: I always like to get tugged off on the kop always seems to bring the same result. I always give a hand job to the bloke next to me on the kop. Don't know him, would say he's about 36, but he promises me we will win if I do it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 29 minutes ago, WindygrOWLer said: Superstitions are rubbish. When I was a teenager my parents always said " masturbation makes you go blind". Well, me and my Labrador disagree.... My old man used to tell me it would make my ears go red. Fecking did too when he caught me . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnchanter Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 16 pints 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindygrOWLer Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, Mycroft said: Never thought of that Clearly you underestimate my dog.... 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 49 minutes ago, sonofbert2 said: I pissin the sink at half-time. Nearly got caught in the boozer last week. My Mrs caught me doing this in the kitchen during the Luton game. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 Just now, Mrs Blenkinsops shed said: My Mrs caught me doing this in the kitchen during the Luton game. She was defrosting a ham shank in the bowl However ...... 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airborne_rat_of_s6 Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 29 minutes ago, Mycroft said: Your dog can talk? Think you have discovered the profile of David Blunkett. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 I've started wearing LA chambre branded thongs Not just the games that have been tight recently 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 9 minutes ago, OWLERTON GHOST said: She was defrosting a ham shank in the bowl However ...... Lovely marinade.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prowl Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 1 hour ago, wilyfox said: Everytime I nail two birds night before a game, we win. Better hope I'm on good form tonight.. Oh to be young again. If I'm on good form tonight I will still be awake at 11 o'clock. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
31Dec1966 Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 Been going over 50 years. Always run up the 80 steps to the Kop. One of these days I'll have a heart attack. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 Came into this fred cos I thought it was summat about football and The Wednesday. Then I started reading it and thought, "feck me, I must be stoned", FFS. Then I started laughing and realised that I am in fact stoned but that doesn't make any difference to the laughing. I think 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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