Rodger Wylde Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 3 hours ago, Tamworthowl said: Stewards standing at the top of the stairwell on the North making it difficult to pass at FT. At away games: stewards insisting on checking your ticket to make sure you're entering the correct area. I can read the block/row/seat number, FFS, it's on the ticket! I'm always amazed at how many people can't. Or maybe they can actually read it but fail to interpret the information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Owl Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 3 hours ago, asteener1867 said: Half time...... or extreme unction when 3-0 down wiv 3minutes to go..... Sorry not RC don't do extreme unction. Happy to give a three point sermon, although at 3-0 down with 3 minutes to go whatever I said would be moot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flat Owl Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, daztheowl said: Having to sit in a seat at a football match. Sacrilege. This... nowadays, despite many commendable attempts, I can't even p1ss in the pocket of the bloke in front to save me from queuing up and breathing in some lobbers urine steam at half time. Edited August 19, 2019 by Flat Owl 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomtheOwl95 Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 Groaning at the slightest mistake. People leaving early (without valid reason of course) People who are staring at their phones for most of the game, what are you there for if you aren't watching the football? People who when it isn't the best game ever, moan like it is a personal affront to them. Example "This is rubbish Wednesday, I could have been (insert place/occasion here). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eguin Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Ugh seeing Tangos man boobs and his ever growing bloated waistline Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 4 hours ago, TomtheOwl95 said: People leaving early (without valid reason of course) So you're the chap who makes us fill out those bleedin' exit questionnaires, then? Hello again, 98 Y, I see you're popping out early. What shall I put you down for this week? Left the oven on? Elderly mother's had a fall? Just want to beat the traffic? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 5 hours ago, TomtheOwl95 said: People who when it isn't the best game ever, moan like it is a personal affront to them. Example "This is rubbish Wednesday, I could have been (insert place/occasion here). Great shout. One which made me giggle was an old bloke in the South who followed it up with '...I could have been painting my shed'. Given that it was bucketing it down with rain, I couldn't help but think he was simply playing to the crowd. That it was also a night match only furthered my suspicions. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 (edited) 8 minutes ago, areNOTwhatTHEYseem said: Great shout. One which made me giggle was an old bloke in the South who followed it up with '...I could have been painting my shed'. Given that it was bucketing it down with rain, I couldn't help but think he was simply playing to the crowd. That it was also a night match only furthered my suspicions. The shed was possibly pre-construction.. And located in a warm well lit garage workshop awaiting several coats of cuprinol Fence / Shed stain ?........ Edited August 20, 2019 by OWLERTON GHOST 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, OWLERTON GHOST said: The shed was possibly pre-construction.. And located in a warm well lit garage workshop awaiting several coats of cuprinol Fence / Shed stain ?........ It was you, wasn't it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 No..... I don't frequent the South .... I have a very very poor win ratio in that stand ..... It's 0% from my first visit to said stand in 1973 up to the Rangers pre - season game (last visit to the south)...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevOwl Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 13 hours ago, Mycroft said: Pet Peeve threads really get my goat. Your pet goat Steve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 2 hours ago, OWLERTON GHOST said: No..... I don't frequent the South .... I have a very very poor win ratio in that stand ..... It's 0% from my first visit to said stand in 1973 up to the Rangers pre - season game (last visit to the south)...... Good, we don't want your type in the south. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 3 minutes ago, RevOwl said: Your pet goat Steve? Whose steve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevOwl Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 12 hours ago, Tamworthowl said: Stewards standing at the top of the stairwell on the North making it difficult to pass at FT. At away games: stewards insisting on checking your ticket to make sure you're entering the correct area. I can read the block/row/seat number, FFS, it's on the ticket! And people called Kenneth or Raymond eating Ringo's. That's peeved me off since 83/84 13 hours ago, Mycroft said: Pet Peeve threads really get my goat. Your pet goat Steve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevOwl Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mycroft said: Whose steve? Peter's brother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 14 minutes ago, RevOwl said: Peter's brother? Ah right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellis Rimmer Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 People who take children who are too young to be interested Children who kick your seat through the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulva Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 26 minutes ago, Ellis Rimmer said: People who take children who are too young to be interested Children who kick your seat through the game Quite a few who take kids that probably aren’t old enough do so because it means they can go to the match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s.kirkbyowl Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 People who arrive late after the kick off (usually stinking of ale) and want to access their seat and everybody has to stand up / make way for them - FFS you know what time it starts get their on F-IN time. Then after 10 mins need to go for wee wee and repeat the performance - if you cant hold it don't drink it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofbert2 Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 6 minutes ago, s.kirkbyowl said: People who arrive late after the kick off (usually stinking of ale) and want to access their seat and everybody has to stand up / make way for them - FFS you know what time it starts get their on F-IN time. Then after 10 mins need to go for wee wee and repeat the performance - if you cant hold it don't drink it. Sorry. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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