Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 7 minutes ago, sonofbert2 said: I love that. I'm the bloke who stands there 15 mins "trying" topiss. I know Bert... I stand there watching you.. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justbeanz Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 Next doors f@@kin cat in my garden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lincs Owl Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 1 hour ago, TheEnchanter said: People who sit down and don't sing or try to create an atmosphere. Mine's..... people who stand up so you can't see and spend all their time crooning away instead of watching the game. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prowl Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 1 hour ago, TheEnchanter said: People who sit down and don't sing or try to create an atmosphere. People who moan about people sitting down in seats they have paid for and who never consider they may have health problems that prevent them standing. My other pet peeve is people who pay for a seat and stand up all the time blocking the view of other people. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRADDO Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 Trumping on the South. Especially the SBDs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnchanter Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, prowl said: People who moan about people sitting down in seats they have paid for and who never consider they may have health problems that prevent them standing. My other pet peeve is people who pay for a seat and stand up all the time blocking the view of other people. Mines people who like to let you know they've paid for a seat so they can tell you that they've paid for a seat in a way that they believe they are entitled to take it home with them after the match. Edited August 19, 2019 by TheEnchanter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 I just spent half a fuckinghour trying to find out who thefuck Pat Peeves is, FFS 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agentwalker Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 (edited) Another one, people who sit in their seats but spend the entire match leaning forward resting on their knees. Makes it so you can't see poo unless you do the same, and the cycle then followed down the row. Final one... For now People who pay for a season ticket for their kids, then every time they come to the match the kids do nothing but wee wee about and doubt watch the game. Edited August 19, 2019 by agentwalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prowl Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 44 minutes ago, FlyingOwl said: Parents who use Hillsborough as a children’s playground. im all for the next generation of supporter coming to watch a game, if anything I encourage it. But there’s a few parents on the Kop who literally let their kids run riot through out the game. After 15 mins of running riot they go mad at the kid effin and jeffin for them to sit down....5 mins later the kids are on the run again. Me too. Best way for parents to stop kids running amok is to break their legs. Obviously needs to be done in a caring, loving sort of way. Wouldn't want to hurt their feelings. I find if you break one leg, when they start running amok again a few months later you can do the other one dor a few more months of peace and quiet. Probably a good job I never took young kids to a match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 1 minute ago, cognacbarnowl said: I just spent half a fuckinghour trying to find out who thefuck Pat Peeves is, FFS He's legally obtained the sole right to complain ..... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 Just now, OWLERTON GHOST said: He's legally obtained the sole right to complain ..... Fuckingcopyrighters, FFS. And there I was thinking specsavers were a loadashite. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, OWLERTON GHOST said: He's legally obtained the sole right to complain ..... Professor Pat Pending. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingOwl Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 7 minutes ago, prowl said: Me too. Best way for parents to stop kids running amok is to break their legs. Obviously needs to be done in a caring, loving sort of way. Wouldn't want to hurt their feelings. I find if you break one leg, when they start running amok again a few months later you can do the other one dor a few more months of peace and quiet. Probably a good job I never took young kids to a match. Ironically. Ive had a broken leg since November. So it doubly winds me up when I see kids running round annoying people - they clearly deserve a broken leg. Whilst I don’t. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanharper Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 10 minutes ago, cognacbarnowl said: I just spent half a fuckinghour trying to find out who thefuck Pat Peeves is, FFS I was wondering if it was possible that I didn't know Peter Purves was a Wednesdayite. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 5 minutes ago, Mrs Blenkinsops shed said: Professor Pat Pending. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANDY Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 The people that insisting on leaving 5 mins early, then proceed to stop at every empty seat between theirs and the exit to watch a few more seconds FFS if youre gonna leave early then just go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanharper Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 1 minute ago, OWLERTON GHOST said: Bomber is all Wednesday Bomber is. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owl 44 Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 "Programmes 3 quid!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkstar Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 1 hour ago, asteener1867 said: The bloody out of sync clappin' to "Hi Ho"..might be time to bin it.... When the crowd get it owt like right...that bloody drum comes in..out of sync..and it all goes t *ts again... This, this and thrice this!!! I'm delighted it's not just me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 1 minute ago, OWLERTON GHOST said: £2.20 admission tho... As an aside Jackie Turpin was Randolph Turpin's nephew. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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