Mr Hooper Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 G'won, what's yours? 1. When we get a corner on the KOP and everyone slowly starts to sit down, it leaves me standing up wondering if i should sit down as well...can the people behind me see? Should I care? Why did the people infront of me sit down? 2. When i get a random sat next to me and they start talking about their neighbours and work, why are they talking about non football related matters? Why are they here? 3. When you get Mr Negative sat behind you slating every player, "He's sh!t, take him off" "Waste of money, he should be better for what we're paying him"...these sort of people only turn up when we've won a couple in a row, then bugger off when we lose. 4. When you get people moaning when we're 1-0 down and we play a backwards pass...sometimes in football you're allowed to go backwards, calm down!!! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 Our cat, Tinks, in next door’s garden. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Hooper Posted August 19, 2019 Author Share Posted August 19, 2019 Just now, theowlsman said: Our cat, Tinks, in next door’s garden. This could have been better 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 Queuing at the bar for a pint. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NorthAmericanOwl Posted August 19, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted August 19, 2019 Not getting a hand job when on the kop 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaping Lannys Perm Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 6 minutes ago, Mr Hooper said: G'won, what's yours? 1. When we get a corner on the KOP and everyone slowly starts to sit down, it leaves me standing up wondering if i should sit down as well...can the people behind me see? Should I care? Why did the people infront of me sit down? 2. When i get a random sat next to me and they start talking about their neighbours and work, why are they talking about non football related matters? Why are they here? 3. When you get Mr Negative sat behind you slating every player, "He's sh!t, take him off" "Waste of money, he should be better for what we're paying him"...these sort of people only turn up when we've won a couple in a row, then bugger off when we lose. 4. When you get people moaning when we're 1-0 down and we play a backwards pass...sometimes in football you're allowed to go backwards, calm down!!! Number 3 certainly. It is weird how it always seems to be people who are only in the seat for the one game, rather than season ticket regulars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siowls Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 The bloke that looks like action man on my row who leaves 10 minutes early every game - and has done so for the past 10 years. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanharper Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 Don't get it now thank God but back when they used to put up the latest scores on the old electronic scoreboard about 20 years ago there was one bloke behind us who without fail would read out every single one aloud just in case anybody couldn't see it for themselves. Even the irrelevant lower league ones, and he always sounded surprised as well. "Wimbledon are winning 2-1." "Look at that, Grimsby are losing" "Tranmere are beating Colchester!" About 6 times every game... 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post asteener1867 Posted August 19, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted August 19, 2019 Up to maybe 2 years ago..the idiot who shouted "FFS! Owusu"........................................everytime Joao missed a chance 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Hooper Posted August 19, 2019 Author Share Posted August 19, 2019 Losing phone signal in the second half. All i want to do is see how much my bet is losing by! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 Pet Peeve threads really get my goat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The only way is S6 Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 The bell occasionally behind us who gets somebody’s ST now & again & constantly slags Palmer off. Regardless of how he’s playing! Empty seats that the ticket website say are sold. Where is everybody? No entry or exit onto LL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Owl Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 (edited) Not being able to take a flask of decent coffee in with me. Instead either going without or queuing to buy the rubbish they dish up masquerading as coffee. Edited August 19, 2019 by Rev Owl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Rev Owl said: Not being able to take a flask in with me. I know Rev..but it is irritating being offered Holy Communion as we attack down the left................ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthowl Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 Being unable to retain possession from our own throw in. Been going on for years. 2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 4 minutes ago, Rev Owl said: Not being able to take a flask of decent coffee in with me. Instead either going without or queuing to buy the rubbish they dish up masquerading as coffee. Thought they now allow flasks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnchanter Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 People who sit down and don't sing or try to create an atmosphere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawrie Madden Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Rev Owl said: Not being able to take a flask of decent coffee in with me. Instead either going without or queuing to buy the rubbish they dish up masquerading as coffee. You can I do sometimes Edited August 19, 2019 by Lawrie Madden 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 The bloody out of sync clappin' to "Hi Ho"..might be time to bin it.... When the crowd get it owt like right...that bloody drum comes in..out of sync..and it all goes t *ts again... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthowl Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 Stewards standing at the top of the stairwell on the North making it difficult to pass at FT. At away games: stewards insisting on checking your ticket to make sure you're entering the correct area. I can read the block/row/seat number, FFS, it's on the ticket! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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