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The plastic bottle top thingy has always sorta enamoured me....

So..and I know...I'm f.ookin' daft..

I experimented by throwing one about in the garden.....

The object of me experiment was to see how much damage it would cause.......owt

Nothing....

I threw one at the wife when she was in the bath...she looked at me as though I was f.ookin' mental..

 

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1 minute ago, asteener1867 said:

The plastic bottle top thingy has always sorta enamoured me....

So..and I know...I'm f.ookin' daft..

I experimented by throwing one about in the garden.....

The object of me experiment was to see how much damage it would cause.......owt

Nothing....

I threw one at the wife when she was in the bath...she looked at me as though I was f.ookin' mental..

 

 

Ive no wish to our lass in the bath WTF:

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1 minute ago, S72 Owl said:

Why are people surprised about having to queue at any football match or any similar type of event?

 

Same goes with paying over the odds for average quality food.

Matchday experience mate...

You should be met on the turnstile by Delphjon...then Hutch escorts to yer seat , while Bannan asks if you need another f.ookin' cushion

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5 minutes ago, asteener1867 said:

The plastic bottle top thingy has always sorta enamoured me....

So..and I know...I'm f.ookin' daft..

I experimented by throwing one about in the garden.....

The object of me experiment was to see how much damage it would cause.......owt

Nothing....

I threw one at the wife when she was in the bath...she looked at me as though I was f.ookin' mental..

 

 

 

Like the way she always looks at yer huh ? FFS :duntmatter:

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1 hour ago, asteener1867 said:

ITS A F.OOKIN' FOOTBALL MATCH!!!!

 

I'm sorry for the caps, but JESUS!!!

 

 

"Dear Sir...I was actually jostled at Hillsborough this afternoon as I was making my way to the toilets to err, micturate...

I honestly do believe the time has come to have a look at the number of times actual Wednesday fans....who are... may I add ..Season ticket holders...actually make physical contact with other..Wednesday fans..

Several fans next to me in the urinals were..and I do not exaggerate here...right next to me...within' touching distance of my..well what I can only describe as my  ..umm member..

I find this proximity extremely uncomfortable and think we should move to another stadium..or at least make the toilets as big as the Kop...

The catering facilities are not what I expected....I ordered the Duck a la Orange..It took ages to come..and when it did come..it was a PIE!!!!!..How does this happen???

I said to my footman...

"I ordered the Duck...you returned with a pie!!!"

He simply said "mitigating circumstances and a Pie was the nearest thing they had"

This is insufferable!!

I am..I will have you know..as much of a football fan as any other noble lord who owns half of Wiltshire....but having to pee in company?

We  need a new ground....Preferably somewhere I can actually go on my own!

 

 

 

Bloody ludicrous...

I remember when the toilet facilities were the kop...

:duntmatter:

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6 minutes ago, S72 Owl said:

Why are people surprised about having to queue at any football match or any similar type of event?

 

Same goes with paying over the odds for average quality food.

The only thing constructive I have to say.... is I remember going to an away match at Derby nearly twenty years ago, and I saw those beer pouring machines which poured twelve pints at a time. 

 

They've still not arrived at Hillsborough. Maybe we should "invest" £70 million on them. 

 

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11 minutes ago, 2roland2 said:

 

I have mentioned it before and if anyone reads this site from the club if you want a contact for a machinery specialist who do multi pint pulling machines then message me. 

It would be beneficial for the club, very speedy, stops hassle of each server waiting to pul, pints so much more efficient. Already being used at donny racecourse too. If you want a intro to the owner then let me know. 

 

 

I'll get one in me front room lol

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8 minutes ago, 2roland2 said:

 

I have mentioned it before and if anyone reads this site from the club if you want a contact for a machinery specialist who do multi pint pulling machines then message me. 

It would be beneficial for the club, very speedy, stops hassle of each server waiting to pul, pints so much more efficient. Already being used at donny racecourse too. If you want a intro to the owner then let me know. 

 

 

I'm fairly sure this has been looked at by the club when Lee Strafford was in charge? maybe somebody (Deejay 0ne) could confirm and  punters said they didn't want it.

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Just now, 2roland2 said:

 

Really? If so that’s bizzare, they are becoming the norm now at festivals and venues holding large crowds. Anyhow the offers there 

As I said iirc it was around the time Lee was in charge. I know its been mentioned on here before now.

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26 minutes ago, asteener1867 said:

Matchday experience mate...

You should be met on the turnstile by Delphjon...then Hutch escorts to yer seat , while Bannan asks if you need another f.ookin' cushion

Matchday experience lol

My favourite term in modern football

You go to watch you're team hopefully win

It's not a trip to the west end

A lovely meal followed by the theatre

It's The Wednesday FFS..

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39 minutes ago, asteener1867 said:

Matchday experience mate...

You should be met on the turnstile by Delphjon...then Hutch escorts to yer seat , while Bannan asks if you need another f.ookin' cushion

 

Wouldnt allow the cushions now. We all threw them on the pitch when we lost 

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