asteener1867 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 The plastic bottle top thingy has always sorta enamoured me.... So..and I know...I'm f.ookin' daft.. I experimented by throwing one about in the garden..... The object of me experiment was to see how much damage it would cause.......owt Nothing.... I threw one at the wife when she was in the bath...she looked at me as though I was f.ookin' mental.. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 1 minute ago, asteener1867 said: The plastic bottle top thingy has always sorta enamoured me.... So..and I know...I'm f.ookin' daft.. I experimented by throwing one about in the garden..... The object of me experiment was to see how much damage it would cause.......owt Nothing.... I threw one at the wife when she was in the bath...she looked at me as though I was f.ookin' mental.. Ive no wish to our lass in the bath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S72 Owl Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Why are people surprised about having to queue at any football match or any similar type of event? Same goes with paying over the odds for average quality food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 1 minute ago, S72 Owl said: Why are people surprised about having to queue at any football match or any similar type of event? Same goes with paying over the odds for average quality food. Matchday experience mate... You should be met on the turnstile by Delphjon...then Hutch escorts to yer seat , while Bannan asks if you need another f.ookin' cushion 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 5 minutes ago, asteener1867 said: The plastic bottle top thingy has always sorta enamoured me.... So..and I know...I'm f.ookin' daft.. I experimented by throwing one about in the garden..... The object of me experiment was to see how much damage it would cause.......owt Nothing.... I threw one at the wife when she was in the bath...she looked at me as though I was f.ookin' mental.. Like the way she always looks at yer huh ? FFS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizzard1867 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 1 hour ago, asteener1867 said: ITS A F.OOKIN' FOOTBALL MATCH!!!! I'm sorry for the caps, but JESUS!!! "Dear Sir...I was actually jostled at Hillsborough this afternoon as I was making my way to the toilets to err, micturate... I honestly do believe the time has come to have a look at the number of times actual Wednesday fans....who are... may I add ..Season ticket holders...actually make physical contact with other..Wednesday fans.. Several fans next to me in the urinals were..and I do not exaggerate here...right next to me...within' touching distance of my..well what I can only describe as my ..umm member.. I find this proximity extremely uncomfortable and think we should move to another stadium..or at least make the toilets as big as the Kop... The catering facilities are not what I expected....I ordered the Duck a la Orange..It took ages to come..and when it did come..it was a PIE!!!!!..How does this happen??? I said to my footman... "I ordered the Duck...you returned with a pie!!!" He simply said "mitigating circumstances and a Pie was the nearest thing they had" This is insufferable!! I am..I will have you know..as much of a football fan as any other noble lord who owns half of Wiltshire....but having to pee in company? We need a new ground....Preferably somewhere I can actually go on my own! Bloody ludicrous... I remember when the toilet facilities were the kop... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 1 minute ago, cognacbarnowl said: Like the way she always looks at yer huh ? FFS Absolutely No bloody difference..So yer bottle top is harmless! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizzard1867 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 6 minutes ago, S72 Owl said: Why are people surprised about having to queue at any football match or any similar type of event? Same goes with paying over the odds for average quality food. The only thing constructive I have to say.... is I remember going to an away match at Derby nearly twenty years ago, and I saw those beer pouring machines which poured twelve pints at a time. They've still not arrived at Hillsborough. Maybe we should "invest" £70 million on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ka58 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Left my seat on 42 mins for a pint at half time. Got served the pint 1min into the second half. Absolute joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcx666 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 11 minutes ago, 2roland2 said: I have mentioned it before and if anyone reads this site from the club if you want a contact for a machinery specialist who do multi pint pulling machines then message me. It would be beneficial for the club, very speedy, stops hassle of each server waiting to pul, pints so much more efficient. Already being used at donny racecourse too. If you want a intro to the owner then let me know. I'll get one in me front room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darra Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 8 minutes ago, 2roland2 said: I have mentioned it before and if anyone reads this site from the club if you want a contact for a machinery specialist who do multi pint pulling machines then message me. It would be beneficial for the club, very speedy, stops hassle of each server waiting to pul, pints so much more efficient. Already being used at donny racecourse too. If you want a intro to the owner then let me know. I'm fairly sure this has been looked at by the club when Lee Strafford was in charge? maybe somebody (Deejay 0ne) could confirm and punters said they didn't want it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darra Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Just now, 2roland2 said: Really? If so that’s bizzare, they are becoming the norm now at festivals and venues holding large crowds. Anyhow the offers there As I said iirc it was around the time Lee was in charge. I know its been mentioned on here before now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 26 minutes ago, asteener1867 said: Matchday experience mate... You should be met on the turnstile by Delphjon...then Hutch escorts to yer seat , while Bannan asks if you need another f.ookin' cushion Matchday experience My favourite term in modern football You go to watch you're team hopefully win It's not a trip to the west end A lovely meal followed by the theatre It's The Wednesday FFS.. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alan48 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Same at Newcastle . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Doghouse Daz Posted August 11, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted August 11, 2019 19 minutes ago, ka58 said: Left my seat on 42 mins for a pint at half time. Got served the pint 1min into the second half. Absolute joke. Invest in a freedom flask 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Went to see arcade fire at the big indoor at Manchester..the seats were like airline ones and people were passing the toffees around during keep the car running.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdan2003 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, daztheowl said: Invest in a freedom flask WTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 (edited) Wednesday go top of the division, play well, future looking promising .... Cue... "Why can't my pint be poured upside down?" Edited August 11, 2019 by asteener1867 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 39 minutes ago, asteener1867 said: Matchday experience mate... You should be met on the turnstile by Delphjon...then Hutch escorts to yer seat , while Bannan asks if you need another f.ookin' cushion Wouldnt allow the cushions now. We all threw them on the pitch when we lost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofbert2 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 7 minutes ago, daztheowl said: Invest in a freedom flask I’d love to fill it up with Lucozade just to see folks´ faces. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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